I hope everyone had a good weekend. Mine was quite fun...in fact, I need another day or so off to recover. If you only check out one link, you need to see the Rock, Paper, Scissors link. You'd think it was a joke...but you'd be wrong.



This looks like my place after a Thursday night of my friends over...well except for all the facial hair. I'm pretty clean shaven.

Have you ever heard how they say that Hitler decided to take over the world and murder lots of people because he was a failed artist? This helps out the theory a bit.

Well, now we have the official Father of the Year award recipient. People are so naturally good, it makes me cry.

You may have seen or heard about this...but if not, watch and learn. This is a good example of how not to be a parent.

I guess mailmen all over the world are crazy bastards. Still, how much of this undelivered mail was actual correspondence? Surely you don't need 2,000 credit card applications.

I'm glad that I finally figured out who this Tommy Lee guy is...of course, I originally had THOUGHT he was a porn star. Go figure.

I'm gonna have to be careful the next time I walk into Starbucks next time. That, or just ask them to hold the animal droppings...if you wanna buy some...well, go here. Sicko.


It's no surprise being a computer geek isn't good for your sex life...but this will make me think twice about using my laptop. O.K., thought about it. It's worth it.

Italian shoe firm inspired by Punky Brewster now selling shoes individually. There's this one time I went out with two different shoes on...you know what? Let's just let that one go.

Hehe...I have a friend that once tried to use a driver's license from a go cart racing place as a real I.D., but this is inspired.

Yet another reason to be proud to be an American. This is why the British are a bunch of pussies...they're not even allowed to defend their own home.

This is interesting...a court actually refused to let a man get divorced again...stating he wasn't enough of a celebrity, probably.

This story is great. A Yankee fan faked an injury in order to watch game 7 of the ALCS...actually, let me quote, in his words, "Girlfriends come and go, but these kind of games only come once in a lifetime."

My dad used to send his car payment to Wells Fargo by spitting on the check, slapping the pay slip on top, then repeatedly stapling the envelope that is clearly marked, "Do Not Staple." As you can tell, he wasn't a fan of the bank. I think this man took things to a whole other level...as only a head doctor can.

Hmmm...I wonder if Ron Artest is now going to do a commercial saying,"I AM a role model. If someone messes with you, jump into the stands and fuck him up! But if you want great prices on all the new electronics and games, not to mention my new album, come to Circuit City!"

Gee...this story about anime catching on is only about 20 years too late. I guess they missed out on that whole Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Transformers, Voltron, Robotech, Speed Racer stuff that's been on television since I've been alive.

Here's a funny story about a man with no sense of humor...who is probably a paranoid fool.

Sometimes I think the Russians are on to something, but then I realize they're a bunch of commie losers. But still, really, what good is a car alarm? Do you run and call the cops when an alarm goes off?

Damn...those Muslims are even taking over Italy. At least they're pissing off the Vatican...they have that going for them.

I wanna be called Master Roshambollah...but I suck at Rock, Paper, Scissors. Just in case you thought that curling was the stupidest sport of all time... Speaking of which...he Brett...is that Ben Stein a stage name? I didn't know you were in the World RPS Society! If you'd like to compete, be sure to try the online trainer. Man...this site is the gift that keeps on giving. O.K., I promsie, this is the last one. But come on, Saddam playing Rock, Paper, Scissors!

In some actual good news, it appears they may have found a way to cure tuberculosis...no really, no joke.