Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Poor Scott Peterson...if only he had shown remorse, the jury would have let him off the hook. I guess he never read Alber Camus' "the Stranger"...


You know those creepy ipod advertisements with the bright colors and the shadowy figures? Apparently you can make your own...for a small fee.

I guess China watches Fox for inspiration. I know I never miss The Swan. I'm sure Moody would like this competition; he loves what he refers to as "after market asians."

Rule # 2 in bank robbing...DO NOT write your name on the back of a stick up note.

Have you ever wanted to know how to pull off gang signs in the correct fashion? Well, here's your chance.

I'm really not a big fan of soccer...but I love soccer jerseys. How can you not? Especially with jerseys like the Sports Boys of Peru.

Screw you Brent Bozell! Grand Theft Auto isn't damaging to the youths of America...it's a potent crime fighter!

Is it just me, or does this plan for traffic lights sound like a recipe for disaster? I mean, it would take, what, 5 minutes for some punk hackers to figure out how the destroy traffic all day long.

I'm not sure if this is real...but COOL!

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat...

I dunno how safe this is giving coffee to elephants...I mean, it'll stunt their growth.

The "Japanese people are entirely crazy" link of the day...pillows shaped like a woman's lap.

This may be the dumbest arrest of all time...this is what we get when you combine that stupid zero tolerance policy and CSWB. "Carrying Scissors While Black."

This guy is bad ass...not only is he still serving in the army at 70 years old in Afghanistan...he's also an oral surgeon. I wouldn't mess with him...

The lesson of this story seems to be, never help out a supermodel. You'll regret it.

Apparently the animal kingdom didn't get my message either...Old people will fuck you up.

I'm not entirely surprised by this...after all, those can, do, those who can't, teach. Apparently, we've reached the point where those who can't teach go to Florida.

Is that a snake in your package, or are you just happy to see me?

This story is just bizarre...until you factor in that it happened in Ireland. Let's just say a lot of drinking goes on in Ireland.

I'm so glad I don't smoke...because it's only a matter of time before the idiots in charge of our state pull something like this. At least this will encourage the black market cigarette sales...

And for the last link...here' s a list of trends to invest and lose your money in this new year 2005.


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