Monday is here...oh goody. I hope you all had a good weekend. My public service announcement today would have to be this, don't drink soju. It's bad mojo.



You say napalm, I say Mark 77...it still blows shit up and then burns it to a crisp.

Some of you know about the fact that Tristan is a screenplay writer who has written a wonderful movie named Demon Slayer. I hear tell that he wrote another action packed movie recently under a pen name...I, for one, am excited to see this.

Hehe...poor Germans...no wonder they keep trying to take over the world. Penis envy.

We need to revoke this boy's manhood. Why the hell would he want to help out women on something as stupid as a toilet seat? They'll only find something else equally stupid to complain about.

That crazy Einstein...if he's so smart, why would he waste alcohol like this?

Apparently, all the Nazis moved to the Netherlands...them and the crazed film murdering muslims that aren't in Iraq. Don't get sick there, they may just decide to put you out of their misery.

Wow...I bow down to the Yale pranksters...We Suck, indeed.

This robber needs a class in gun safety. He could seriously hurt someone.

Movies online aren't usually my thing...but this guy is cool. I could spend 18 years and not finish a Rubix Cube, 18 seconds is impressive.

This is a case of god having a sense of humor. I'm sure this monk isn't laughing anymore, though.

It's called New York changing...but it hasn't changed much in 70 years.

Wow...this is cool...now all I need is a chicken.

Arrested for too much cheer? I guess they drink because their football teams stinks.

A marriage that was over before the reception? Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I think he got it wrong...you're supposed to marry a woman 15 years younger, not older. She looks like his high school teacher.

Uh huh...yeah, we used to play games like this in school too. My favorite was the "getting kicked in the head game."

I guess the saying should be amended, Nothing is sure in life except death and taxes...and traffic tickets.

Wow...first Directv, now this. Flying might actually not be torture in the near future. All they need now are those massaging chairs from Sharper Image.

I can understand the drunk driving on a tractor...but what's with the kitten?

This is a homeowner with some serious bad luck. Are you even insured from flaming tires?

A couple of criminals that haven't heeded my warning about old people...they'll fuck you up.

Hehe...yeah! Stick it to the man! These arrogant government officials; they can't reject legal tender for payment.

I suppose this beats collecting stamps...but you better hope nobody gets a hold of one.