I should say something interesting here...but I'm not going to today. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, Tristan. Today is the day, right?


I don't remember stuff like this happening when I played little league baseball...maybe it only happens at hockey games; she was probably just trying to put it on the glass.

See what happens when the government gets involved in salaries? I'm glad I'm not German. Oh wait...my Mom's maiden name is Spiker...

Speaking of government efficiency...someone took National Treasure a little to seriously, I guess.
More great advice from this Tommy Lee guy...whoever he is.

Damn...now that's a celebration! I bet next time he just sticks with a fist pump.

Wow, that's the first time I've ever heard of a benevolent casino. I wonder how these three came up with this Mission Impossible style grift?

This is interesting...but I can understand it. I wish I had an escalator in my house.

I'm not sure Kevin Costner belongs on this list...I don't really think of him as cheesy...just sad and pathetic.

I"m not sure anybody would wear this unless they had to ride the short bus to school with the "exceptional" kids.

Yeah, I'd hate a book that helped jumpstart a dying tourist trade in my country too. God, I hate the French.

One more example that the Japanese are completely insane. Still, I love the condom outfits.

Here's an interesting one. Frenchman shot in the butt with his own rifle. Promptly surrenders. God, I hate the French.

This story about a man running off with the daughter of his fiancee makes me miss the Jerry Springer show.

Uh oh...I hope they're not on to me. It's a lot harder hiding a 7 foot statue than you think.

More ebay strangeness...I like how they start the sale with,"This is not a joke." Yes...yes it is.

What's up with Stevie Wonder doggin' on Eminem? He doesn't owe his success to poor black people; poor black people don't buy his albums! He owes his success to middle class wiggas who think he's cool and have lots of money to waste!

Well, I'm sure glad there are unions to fight for the little man on important subjects like dress code. I, for one, like to keep my shirt untucked too.

I guess this is their idea of rehabilitation in our prison systems. At least with games like Hitman, you know they're learning a new trade.

Yikes...if this is true, ladies, just say NO to Lima time!

Damn...too late to bid on this puppy. You're the best, around...

One more bit of fake news...about those bozos striking in New Jersey.