I hate computers! Especially when I'm helping my dad with a problem over the phone.



Now this is cool...Pretty soon you won't have to do any sort of activity to surf the net.

Hey Marlon, there's hope for you yet. Maybe they can use some of that spare tire you have around your waist.

Cheech and Chong were apparently trying to help out the less needy...I'm sure it was for medical purposes, of course.

What do you do when a drunk, half naked woman walks into your house? Call the cops, apparently.

Wow...I don't know how I missed out on this tourist attraction when I was driving up north last time. I wonder if they decorate it for Christmas?

This girl needs to win the Sister of the Year award. If I was going to dispose of my brother, I'd at least bury him...with lime.

For those of you who still can't accept that George Bush won re-election, here's a new conspiracy for you to follow...

This story is just bizarre...I guess those email scams just aren't working out very well; they've been reduced to stealing coffins.

I'm sure this guy is all broken up about his divorce, too. Well, those 20 million dollars should keep him warm at night...

...speaking of awards...here is our Grandma of the Year award. I love this quote,"She also stated that she would rather be in jail than take care of these children," an investigator wrote in the affidavit.

Didn't Fox try this and fail miserably? Well, I wouldn't be surprised if they were married 50 years from now. Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if they pull a Britney Spears either.

O.K., they gave peace a chance. Now what? Did I mention I was going to Thailand next year?

Uhhhh....right. Kelly Osborne is just big boned; it works for Eric Cartman.

Hehe, that crazy Sprewell. Maybe if he practiced that "sex act" he was referring to, well, it's one way to feed your family.

Hmmm...the Mary Kay Letourneau of the week...with a twist. I like the whole lesbian/pagan rituals angle added. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to fit my criteria; I only support gay marriage if both the chicks are hot.

So, who wants to run a start up company in China?

I dunno...that sounds like a lot of oral history with Ted Kennedy. I mean, how many rape charges do we need to hear about at the Kennedy Compound, anyways?

Wow...I guess there is a whole lotta money in online casinos...the ghost cane AND the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich...they need to set up a cabinet of curiosities somewhere, maybe next to the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.

Hey! I finally found out who that guy Tommy Lee is! Look, he's even reuniting with his band...I hope they tour in Los Angeles!

Yeah, I don't understand either. Why wouldn't you want to give a hunting license to a man who can distinguish between a deer and another hunter? It makes things more exciting out there.