Farkin' Links Vol. 3


Well, I didn't have time to send this out like I normally do, but since most people are already on vacation at this point, be it in body or spirit, I'm sure you don't really care. I hope every one has a Merry Christmas and I'll see you on the other side.


This is an interesting site. You can see a composite of the people living in various cities in the world. I'd love to see Los Angeles, but it might break the system.

If you thought soccer was a game for pussies...well, that's still true, actually. But this is one hell of an injury.

Any list that includes Monty Python's The Life of Brian is good in my book. "All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

This joker is a complete idiot. Not only is he going to go to jail, but he didn't even get to keep any of the money stole off of those credit cards.

This is a sign of how fat our country is getting. Let's face it, Diet Coke must make you fat...I only see fat people drinking it, and they ain't getting any smaller.

In case you were wondering which celebrities to blame...

Have you ever wondered what stars will look like when they're older? Now you don't have to...

I have nothing against Santa, but these are some scary ass Santas...almost as scary as a bunch of clowns...

This is a rather strange link...I suppose gays would have better taste in houses and furnishings as evidenced by Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

This seems like an expensive prank...unless you drive one of those golf ball collecting cars at the driving range.

Do you remember that fake phone number that you could give out to people you wanted to reject but not in person? Well, it looks like it's advanced to the 21st century.

...and you guys think I have too much time on my hands at work. Well, you're right, but this is a good sign they need to downsize.

Does it bother Chinese people that idiot white people get tattoos in various chinese symbols? I know it bothers me...and this guy too. Enough to have made one hell of a prank out of it.

Speaking of having waaaaay too much time on your hands at work...just scroll down this page and watch a master at work.

I always thought school bus drivers were complete weirdo freaks, but mine always knew how to drive to school.

Let's just continue with the pranks, shall we? Here's a huge list from those weirdos at Cal Tech. We'll have to verify them with Ben, but I wouldn't put it past them.

Just so Cal Tech doesn't get all the prank glory, here's a funny site with MIT pranks. Props to this one for including a reference to Monty Python.

Here's about 50 reasons to not fall asleep around your friends.

Now THIS is a cool prank. Unfortunately, McDonald's doesn't have much of a sense of humor.

...and just in case you're wondering, not only is Vince Carter half man/half bitch, but he's also a cheater who throws games. Thank goodness he's one of the leading vote getters in the All-Star game.