Farkin' Links 6 12/29


The deathtoll by the tragedy in Southeast Asia seems to be growing by the minute. I hope all of you find it in your power to donate something to help ease the next disaster that they're about to suffer; disease. Amazon has a direct link to the red cross which seems to be growing every minute. Sorry for the downer this morning...anyways, let's look at the lighter side of life.


Hmmm...drunk people mixed with a fragile, easily destroyed building...what could go wrong?

Ex-Boss wakes up man in coma by telling him to "get his ass back to work." I wonder if he gave him his job back? That would be kind of cruel if he did that to tease the man.

Who are these researchers that study how much skin celebrities are showing in public? And how the hell do I get on this team?

Couple pays entire town's electricity bill for Christmas...top that one, jolly fat man!

Rain in the desert city of Dubai causes 500 accidents in a day...I'd still take that over driving on the freeways here in LA.

Hmmm...the BBC certainly sponsors some weird ass shit for their teenagers. Not exactly safe for work...unless your work allows cartoon nudity.

Yet another file for "Japanese people are crazy!"...I really don't want to ride the subway there anymore.

Hehe...this is for those poor suckers that live back east and suffer in the snow. Sorry Allan and Brett. Sorry you're foolish enough to live in that weather.

This movie is for Moody. What? I just know he happens to be a big fan of Sesame Street, that's all...

This sounds like something Jack would do...except for the Radio Shack part. I mean, nobody really shops at Radio Shack, right?

Something tells me this is a regular occurance on Greyhound buses...

Alright, this is a pretty good story. Nobody really does check the signature, do they?

Wow...that's an idea, forget renting the midgets, just rent children! You can pay them in candy!

Ecstasy 'May Ease Fears of Dying Cancer Patients'...hell, why stop there? Let's just get them some crack so they can go out with a bang!

A list of interesting urinals...what a wonderful lunch topic!

Gee...talk about a slow newsday...this actually makes a story? The writer pretty much went out to the parking lot and interviewed people. Eh...it's MSNBC, nobody reads or watches it anyways.

It's not quite a penguin getting wacked with a bat, but I like flying midgets. My best score was 50.14

Speaking of penguins...I really suck at diving. I can't get over 26. No wait....30!!! Yes!!! I win the gold! Sadly, that's the biggest accomplishment I've made today.

Did you ever wonder why everything tastes like chicken? No, it's not because we're in the Matrix...the Matrix 2 and 3 sort of killed that desire; check this article out.

One last link regarding Christmas...while I had no lights on my place(hell, I wasn't even home)these people seem to spend a whole lot of time and effort on their places.