Need Your Help...with Links

I don't actually need your help in finding links as I seem to have that pretty well handled...no, you see, Vicky complained that I was getting repetious with the title and that I should have a permanent name for this "newsletter." We can't have Vicky complaining, so I decided that it's a good idea to have a name. Hey, I'm a people pleaser, and if you don't like that, go to hell. Seriously, if you have any suggestions on what I should call this instead of generic "Links", please drop me an email with your ideas. If you come up with something good and I use it, you'll be rewarded with loads of glowing praise from yours truly. Well, that, or half the profit I make from this email...your choice. Anyways, here's da links.


Gillette seeks to increase razor sales to women with their new vibrating razor...and to cut into the profit of adult sex toy stores too, apparently.

Hehe...it's only about 2 years too late, but this little flash movie is pretty damn funny.

Zee Germans want more Rammstein and less Britney Spears. I'm o.k. with that, but only if they stop sending us their German shize porn videos.

It's nice they got a scholarly opinion on the McRib...no, tax money isn't being wasted on wasteful things like educating students or anything.

This is a rather creepy interview from Jessica and Ashley Simpson's father...but hey, the man's right.

Living in an airport would suck...but given the choice between that or Kenya? At least the airport has a Starbucks.

Hehe...looks like they've been adding some more pictures of this poor kid.

"Give me your gold, old man!" If you're gonna pull that, you better hope they don't know karate.

Where would you find a reality show called "Who's your daddy?" Only on Fox...squeezed between When Animals Attack and World's Scariest Police Chases 7, no doubt.

Santa arrested for drug dealing! Say it ain't so! At least he'll get to experience someone coming down his chimney for a change.

Heart Surgeon doesn't want a McDonald's in the middle of his hospital. I say, why not? At least they'll be close when they have a heart attack...we're talking a one stop shop here.

Well, I've definitely found one thing I DON'T want for Christmas.

If you have your gieger counter, you could go make 2,500 dollars in reward money in Colorado.

"Nudity isn't me," says Lindsey Lohan as she poses for the cover of Entertainment Weekly wearing just pantyhose. Well, I guess pantyhose is clothing...technically...

The Oxford dictionary has decided to get with the times and add such words as "hoochie" and "crack ho"...word.

A lingerie store will have pole dancing strippers in their front window to attract clients this Christmas season. You know, that would work for lots of other stores, like Best Buy or Barnes and Noble...

Let me get this straight...the Canadian Prime Minister doesn't want to put any money into our missile defense system, not have any missiles located on their land but wants to have a say in how it's done? Can we start an embargo against these people?

Remember that cop who liked to urinate in the elevator? Turns out he suffers from a medical condition...although I'm not sure stupidity really qualifies.

Well, you learn something new everyday. Apparently, grenade fragment armor isn't the same as bullet armor...the guy in this story learned the lesson too...but he really doesn't have time to implement it now.