Farkin' Links Vol. 2

I have this recurring nightmare where I'm at work surrounded by screaming, crying children making a mess of all my work...no wait, that's actually happening today. If you haven't been discouraged from having children yet, just come visit the office Christmas party here.


For the ladies, if you're looking to make some extra cash and bartending just isn't for you; go back to school.

I wish my house was connected to this kind of pipeline. Well, this or oil. Actually, I'd have to go with oil.

Here's a website devoted to DeLoreans...we've got monster truck DeLoreans and hovercraft DeLoreans...sadly, no time traveling ones. But time travel is impossible anyways as someone would just be able to go back in time and stop anything from ever happening...which would mean nothing would happen. You see?

How much do you wanna bet this was thought up and invented by some Cal Tech graduates? A fish highway! Preposterous!

Wow...I guess it was only a matter of time before someone put vibrating phone and vibrator together. That brings phone sex to a whole new level.

...and you thought your drive to work was bad. Still, I'd love to have a flame thrower on my car...it would keep those damn window washing bums out of my way. Better still,"Hey buddy, I've got some change...just stand right next to my window..."

Bram Stoker's Dracula actually based on Irish history than Transylvania...claims an Irishman. Huh...go have another Guiness, Mick.

It's about time those lazy bastardos in Spain start working in the middle of the day. This ain't kindergarden...

So those giant desert spiders AREN'T dangerous afterall? Well, that just ruined my day.

Whoa...that reminds me of Saturday...well, every week.

This is a good reason not to wear briefs...of course, wiping completely before you pull your pants up might help too.

Now these are the gifts that keep on giving.

Mob boss arrested at Euro Disney. You mean, people actually GO to Euro Disney? Looks like they just lost their only client.

Potential juror thrown in jail for lying about taking her son to the doctor's after she already stated she had no children. Defense lawyers trying to get her reinstated, reasoning that anyone that stupid should help out their case.

Looks like I found the perfect gift for Moody this Christmas...sure as hell beats Star Wars Monopoly.

That's a novel way to escape from prison. Of course, this being Sweden, I don't see why the guy didn't just walk out the front door. Those aren't real prisons over there.

This is actually kind of cool. Except for the part about it affecting people's drinking water. People are confused about their sexuality enough in this world...no need to complicate it.

This should cheer up fat women everywhere. They should start looking for husbands in Ethiopia, apparently.

Wow...and you thought gas was expensive...oh wait, it is. Still, 200 dollar Christmas trees?

This should cheer you up. A current picture of Urkel...apparently trying out for a gay version of the Road Warrior.