Farkin' Links Vol. 8 1/3

It's a new year, people. I hope you all had a fun New Years and managed to stay out of jail. Every year I decide to make some ridiculous resolutions that I have no intention of keeping, so this year I decided I'd go with something I could. I'm kicking my heroin and cigarette habits; this might hurt my burgeoning modeling career, but it's been 3 days and I'm still clean. Wish me good luck. Anyways, here's the first links of the year. Enjoy.


Robot jockeys and children racing camels? Who said the Middle East was stagnant and backwards.

O.K...this online gaming thing has gone too far. This guy actually paid more than the down payment for my real life condo for a fictional island in a video game. I bet he owns a segway, too.

He tossed a coin he flipped it up...I guess this beats cutting the child in half like King Solomon did.

If you're feeling in the mood to be in bad taste...might as well set this tsunami slide up next to a model of the Twin Towers.

Finally...someone doing the lord's work and fighting against that succubus, Oprah!

Whoever buys this calendar has some serious issues...I mean really, scantily clad women? That's just sexist!

Certainly not safe for work...but not due to pictures. College Sex advice is as bold as it gets.

Gee...the number one hit song on the day I was born was ABBA's "Dancing Queen." You can all just shut the hell up.

I found half a tree under my bumper once when I fell asleep driving to Vegas...it could have been worse...I could have found a severed foot.

Hmmm...Germany is charging Rumsfeld with war crimes due to Abu Ghraib. At least we can count on Germany to uphold the dignity and humanity of terrorists. Maybe they can volunteer their expertise on forgoing torture and going straight into the ovens.

This may be the coolest thing I have ever heard of...straight out of Lucifer's Hammer! Silver Surfer, eat your heart out!

What's in your wallet? I hope not Capital One, those thieving bastards.

Man...compared to this guy, I've wasted my life. Look at all the research he must have put in to review every food item ever put out by Taco Bell.

They say sex sells...apparently even for hot dog vendors.

Would you say it was bigger than a pepsi bottle? Well, that's what she said about Jay-Z's member. That's...wow.

Can you identify these celebrities by a pic of their butts? I'm not quite sure so far...I'm going to need some research time.

Great...so now the Mexican government is making comic books on how to illegally get into the U.S. I wonder if they'll make it into a movie? It's worked for X-men, Daredevil, Batman...

You think I have a lot of time to waste at work? Well, I do, but this is ridiculous.

Vikings didn't wear horns on their helmets? Say it ain't so! Next they're gonna tell us pirates didn't make people walk the plank. What? They didn't?

Australia doesn't fuck around where their warning signs are concerned.