Farkin' Links Vol. 19 1/19

Well, no flat tires today...so far so good. This may be my last post...because something terrible is supposed to happen at the office today. Melanie had a premonition that some people with guns are going to come in here and turn it into a charnel house...of course, she's been convinced she's going to win the lottery for the past 6 years, so her track record ain't so hot. Then again, a stopped clock is right twice a day, she's gotta be due. Anyways, here's da links.


Wow...I found one of my all time favorite clips today! Meet Pinky, the most loving cat in the world!

You wonder why those talking head anchors get paid the big bucks? I don't either, but they have an incredible amount of concentration...completely unflappable.

I always knew my mom was full of crap. I'm much healthier for NOT having made my bed!

Here's an interesting collection of strange newspaper personal ads. None of them have anything on the Fire Prince's poetry, though.

This site sells movie wardrobe and props...my favorite? Tattoo's shirt! De plane! De plane!

This is the perfect game to take out your frustrations on. Just change Chuck's name to someone more annoying...like Ashlee Simpson.

Ahhh...an even better game. Play the slapper game without the all the pain.

Hehe...this guy is looking better than the real Britney now...which is not a good thing.

How are you with trick questions? Make sure you read each one carefully before coming up with an answer.

Well, this guy learned the hard way never to piss off a man using heavy machinery.

You know, making obnoxious comments for articles and pictures isn't all that easy. Do you think you can do better? Give it a try.

Poor Sylvester Stallone...he's reduced to reprising his only other hit movie, Rambo even while he's eligible for social security. Well, at least he's not making another Rocky.

Hmmm...some people think Shakespeare was the Earl of Oxford, some say John Donne, some even say Bacon,(Sir Francis, not Kevin) but now the truth is out...he was a Catholic!

Hehe...Harvard president backs up Talking Barbie and says that women just aren't good at math and science.

In case you thought Canadians were all bright, friendly and fun to be around, eh, it turns out they too can get violent...but only when hockey is involved.

Wow...Fark calls this one spot on...Fast-food employees shocked when man with samurai sword crawls through drive-through window to rob them. There can be only one!

Cool, this sounds like Newjen's next fireworks show this 4th of July!

Muslims are upset over a a Polish magazine with a topless woman wearing a burka as it's insulting to Islam...still no word on what they think about people blowing up women and children.

Hmmm...it seems that Harvard is so full of dorks that they actually had to hire a fun czar to get them to, have fun, I guess. Hopefully he can get them to stop holding up signs that say WE SUCK.

I remember when Kramer said he "faked it" on Seinfeld it was a punchline...but apparently guys in England really ARE repressed.