Farkin' Links Vol. 27 1/31

It's a new week, folks, and it looks like a new government for those people in Iraq. I'd like to wish them luck in having as inefficient a government as ours. So useless, in fact, that they leave the people alone to live their lives. Hope you had a nice weekend, but one of the signs of another work day is, of course, da links...


It was only a matter of time before they made a keyboard for those who can't type...I just want to know why it looks like a Fisher Price toy. I wonder if the box features Elmo?

This is just...sick and wrong...which is why I included it, of course. If you have a strong sensitivity towards cats, unlike my friend Paul the Cat-Slayer, be sure to avoid this link.

I know those Australians like to dress up in leather and spikes to take on Thunderdome and everything, but this is just unnecessary.

Alright! Juvenile is free from that frivilous lawsuit...free to back that azz up!

This commercial by Ikea is bold...it involves a toddler and a...well, just watch it.

Now THAT'S a landing! Watch this crazy bastard parachute under an overpass!

I'll let Uriel handle this intro,"If there was ever a time where you could shit your pants and people would understand..." If you're shooting a lion, you better kill it. (Hooah: Uriel)

Word of advice...keep your arms and especially head inside a moving car. (Hat tip: Tristan)

Here's another fun game. You can pretend you're a heroic fire fighter without any of the actual danger. Then again, you don't have to sit around a firehouse playing cards for 20 hours at a time, either. (Hooah: Uriel)

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, I don't know how to read Japanese, so you tell me what the hell this thing is. It's either a head massager or it gives you a lobotomy and leaves a stupid smile on your face.

Here's yet another novelty t-shirt site with some funny shirts. I think my favorite is "My other ride is your Mom!" I'm gonna have to get that for Newjen.

I like this straightforward request from our friends down under. Maybe if we give them beer money, they'll stop dressing up like Wonder Woman...of course, then again, that might actually encourage that activity.

Well, I dunno about you, but these guys seem to make some sense. I mean, have you ever really SEEN the world? It's not round!

This is why the don't ask don't tell policy is in effect in the states.

Hmmm...well, I guess I'll decline any road trips Uriel will want to take when he comes back from the Army.

I can undestand this guy's rage...have you ever been behind someone in a fast food drive thru that seemed to read the entire menu backwards before even getting around to fumbling through their ever changing order? Those people need to die.

Wow...a judge with actual sense! News flash to immigrants...if you want to live here, it usually helps to learn English...you know, unless you live in downtown L.A.

Here's an article about how Robert DeNiro is undermining his brilliance as an actor in subpar work. I dunno what they're talking about; I thought he was great in Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Hehe...I want my labia pierced too. This is the result of making assumptions...

I feel bad for the tazmanian devils... I mean, who didn't like him in Looney Tunes, but this is far too much information.