Farkin' Links Vol. 16 1/13


I was standing in line today and this girl was talking to her boyfriend about getting custody of her child from her baby's daddy's momma...when I turned around I was shocked to find out she was a white chick. She wasn't aping a black inner city dialogue, she was living it. Funny how people's voices vary rarely match what they look like. Ummm...I guess that's my thought for the day...or something. On with the links.


Just in case you were feeling adequate in intelligence...look at this 13 year old little shit getting a 1600 on his SAT's.

Wow...I'm not sure how this ad will encourage people to learn english...still, now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day.

Whoops...I guess this is like getting caught telling your parents you'll be at your friend's house but got caught at a party with alcohol...only much, much worse.

Oh my god! If ever I heard a reason to not get a woman drunk, this is it! Poor guy isn't half the man he used to be.

Hmmm...I thought I was having a bad day until I read about this guy. Now I feel much better...thank god for schadenfreude.

Hehe...this story killed me. German sanitary workers accidentally incinerated a public sculpture because they thought it was garbarge...well, one man's trash is another man's treasure.

I guess I can take Florida off my vacation list. They not only have a 36 inch rule about strippers coming near you, but they have faces that absolutely require that rule. Yikes...I wouldn't even want to be in the same room with these walking veneral diseases.

This is a pretty funny video of what happens when airlifts go wrong. Expect to see this on Fox any day now, sometime after Who's your Daddy.

Did you ever wonder what happened to all that luggage that goes uncollected? Well, apparently they sell it to the highest bidder.

If you were looking for a way to eliminate those thong straps to disappear while you're wearing low cut jeans,(Yes, I'm talking to you, Alex) but don't want to go commando...go antipanti!

This is an interesting article about what happens to your emails when you die. I hope they don't go to my parents...along with my porno collection. I better donate it in my will to needy teenagers.

I'm not exactly sure this is safe for work...because this guy takes some weird ass pictures. Worth checking out, though.

Here's a collection of embarassing sexual moments in story form...hehe...there are some funny ass stories here.

They're installing gunshot-detection devices in various places in Chicago...which would very much encourage me to get the hell out of Chicago. Hey Carol...maybe if you'd stop getting drunk and shooting off your guns on the roof of your place, they wouldn't have to resort to this.

Why, oh why would you steal a girl's prosethic arm? I doubt she killed your wife.

Hehe...I guess if you have an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters...one of them will accidentally type fuckme.

This game of throwing a ball of paper into a wastebasket is almost as fun as a real ball of paper being thrown into a wastebasket.

Hehe...oh, those wacky Romanians. They'll arrest anyone, even babies.

See...European women are worldly. They understand the value of their sexuality...it apparently starts at about 320 dollars.

...and for the last link, it might as well be a "Japanese people are crazy" one. Japanese scientists are building soccer playing robots and expect to be able to beat humans by 2050. I guess the Japanese team is so shitty they need a leg up on the competition.