Farkin Links Vol. 22 1/24

So, the Patriots won yet again on their way to creating a new football dynasty. It was quite the ass whuppin', really. The best part is that my supervisor Tammy is a huge Steelers fan and was even wearing a Roethlisberger jersey on Friday, so basically everybody has been giving her crap. There's nothing quite as fun as rubbing in a sports loss...they really can't get that mad but for the victim it's about as fun as a root canal. Oh yes...the links...


Who knew keeping your mouth shut would cost so much money? Chris Rock should be worried about this judgment; it means that Pootie Tang's big musical hit was ripped off.

Here's a list of 100 annoying things of 2004. My favorites? "LINKIN PARK they donate $100,000 for Tsunami aid, but refuse a group suicide to perform an even greater good for the world," only to be outdone by "KOBE BRYANT normally a basketball player will get praise for his inside penetration, aggressive ball handling, and working above the rim. Just not when it's a part of the prosecutions rape case."

In a continuing attempt to be more like men, Aussie women are now using urinals...that's...just sick and wrong.

Wow...and this professor gets paid to research why women flash their breasts at a hockey game? How do I get on this research team?

I'm gonna have to agree with the Rolling Stone magazine here...advertising for dangerous books like the bible just isn't the type of thing they do. There's not nearly enough drug use in it.

Hehe...alright, this actually made me laugh out loud. I gotta say, I love both Jenna's, too.

Damn...being Sherlock Holmes is a lot harder than I thought...well, at least it gives you an excuse to do coke.

Screw that Dan Rather CBS scandal...this intrepid reporter has discovered something even more disturbing! Nickelback actually recycles songs!

Usually two women having sex together doesn't start a fight, but I guess her husband wanted more than a floor show. Oh well, he got greedy.

Hehe...stupid Norweigens...but they happen to be right in this case, the Bush family are totally metal heads. SATAN!!!

Yet another reason why soccer sucks...their refs have to entertain the audience by prancing around so they stay awake.

How many licks to the center of a lollipop? I dunno...but I have no problem watching her find out. This isn't technically unsafe for work...but you might want to be cautious.

Good lord...I wonder if this is what happened to Linh when she ate it on a bike?

This book predicting the future sounds pretty good...although it's about golf...the only sport more boring than soccer. Well...it's a toss up, really.

Whoa...this may be the worst thing I've ever seen sold on ebay...well, besides the Virgin Mary grill cheese sandwich, or the Elvis cup of water...actually, I guess it's not that bad.

Check out this nominee for "Mother of the Year." I think it's a runaway...how many mom's provide drugs AND sex? I mean, usually it's one or the other, right?

Are you ready to stand in line for months to watch the next shitty Star Wars movie, but don't know what to wear? I have the perfect solution...it also acts as a mask so nobody can identify what a total loser you are.

Hehe...JibJab has a new video for the second term of George Bush. Enjoy.

I always knew Pokemon was evil...EEEEEVIL!!!

...although Pokemon still has nothing on this...this frightening link. Only for those without heart conditions.