Farkin' Links Vol. 17 1/14


It's Friday...whoopee. Meh...here are the links.


Yeah, I'd be embarassed if my parents were Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman too...but only because I'd be a good foot taller than my dad and people would talk.

I think this would be a good way to liven up the airport once in a while...especially after having to sit around for 4 hours this past week. What are they gonna play instead? Bollywood movies?

Not actually safe for work...but I love foreign commercials. Only they could do a hair style commercial and include pubic hair.

Are you bored with your average, white teeth? Would like to instantly gain more street cred? Would like to be able to cut through glass with your mouth? Look no further!

Beauty AND kung fu. Now wonder Jeff Garcia dumped this other broad. He's probably hoping she goes to jail, because as George Costanza found, conjugal visit sex is much better.

Haha...that loveable little scamp! Wearing a Nazi armband...who would be offended by that?

Damn that Patriot Act!!! Can we not even tell lawyer jokes anymore?

Yikes...if you didn't totally hate where Star Wars has gone so far...maybe you should watch this Christmas Special. I'd heard legends about it, but...in the immortal words of Keanu Reeves...Whoa!

Hehe...here's a good link for Marlon to practice his kareoke skillz with the perfect music.

This looks like one of my brother's essays...that's probably why he's joining the airforce. Still, it's funny as hell.

In the usual "Japanese people are crazy" link, we find that Japanese woman are bored of the less than chivalrous attitude of their men and are going off to Austria to act like a princess. What they need is a vacation for anime fanboys to travel to Japan and hang out with Japanese schoolgirls...now THAT would make some money.

Oh great...as if the day wasn't short enough, now we're losing time due to these damn earthquakes.

This is really sad...but still, this is why we do the women and children first rule.

On the lighter side of news...an Amish boy was electrocuted by a fallen powerline that tangled into his buggy...hehe, shocking, isn't it? You can run from civilization, but you can't hide!

Help these monkeys dive into the wave...or not. I like aiming for the rocks, myself. They're not as cool as the diving penguin.

...and the death of personal responsibility continues at the rapid pace it's been traveling. 23 years old hardly qualifies as a child...unless it's Jack. Jack will have a childlike quality forever.

In case you don't have enough things to worry about...let's start worrying about cell phones! I'm sure they'll kill me...very, very slowly...kind of like smoking. If only people would stick to healthy activities, like base jumping.

Truly a noble effort by this teacher, but seriously, what kid nowadays CAN'T find porn on the internet? It's like not finding water in the ocean.

I dunno...Tristan doesn't look any thinner to me. I doubt this extra sleeping will really lead to weight loss.

I guess the Klan is trying to make up for all the lynchings and wasted bed sheets by adopting a highway. Why wouldn't you want a stretch of road named after the Ku Klux Klan? Oh...right...

...and for the LINK OF THE WEEK!!! Does anybody remember the Sushi Pants Story about the guy with the breathalyzer? Well, it turns out this guy has his own website...I'm really ashamed I never found this site until recently, but let's start with his story about his appearance on MTV.