Farkin' Links Vol. 25 1/27

You really need to check out the link that Uriel sent me...it's quite amazing. This guy makes Ron Artest look sane...well, kind of. O.K., probably not. Either way, Don't miss it.


Wow...talk about strange occurances. Who expects their car to catch fire while in a carwash?

Thieves are getting creative all of a sudden...yesterday it was laser pointers, today it's broken bottles.

Cool...this is just like that game telephone...with venereal diseases involved.

Hehe...this is a pretty funny link. Go ahead and guess the cup size. I'm sure you'll be surprised.

This is pretty fascinating...it's a list of how bands came up with their names. I really didn't need to know that about 10cc, though.

A group of 4 11 year olds try to hijack a bus to Nevada...probably because it's much harder to hijack a plane now.

Somebody actually wrote a scientific study of juggling. My personal favorite is the picture of Ancient Egyptians juggling...

A couple of elementary school kids were arrested for violent stick figure drawings. Nice to see our justice system hasn't overreacted or anything.

Hmmm...the silly ebay link of the day. A haunted wedding dress? Why does that sound like the plot to some weird Japanese porno?

Hehe...underwear out of a vending machine now? I think they already had that in Japan, only it was used panties. Yeah, those Japanese are sick.

In this revealing study, it seems that fat mothers tend to have fat children. Their next study is going to find out if water really is wet.

In this new study, they claim that gladiators really didn't fight to the death. I guess they just hurt each other with harsh language. "Are you not entertained?" Not if there's no blood, dammit!

Ted Turner compares Fox News popularity to Hitler not realizing that Hitler never even achieved a 40 percent vote total in any election. He must have gone to public school.

This is a fun game that is shameless product promotion. I feel violated.

Here's an interesting twist on a bowling game...although, after this I feel more dirty than violated.

One more game...this one with an annoying robot you have to throw. Too bad it doesn't crash and break into a hundred pieces. That would have been far more fun.

Wow...is all I can say about this dude. You have to get through all the nonsense he says, but wait until the end. Then you will see something you'd never expect. (Hat tip...err...make it a Hooah!: Uriel)

San Francisco is full of a bunch of pussies scared and stressed over Girl Scout Cookies. Actually, I just wanted to bring up the fact that Girl Scout cookies are back...mmmm....thin mints....

Politican gets heckled by his own mother...well, I would have probably heckled his name...hehe...weiner...

Yes! Today's "Japanese people are crazy" link manages to include weird criminal hold ups like the guy with the broken bottle AND monkeys. It really doesn't get any better than this.