Farkin' Links Vol. 24 1/26

Whew...I hate it when it rains in L.A. Everyone gets a case of the stupids on the freeway. Being I only have two choices to get into downtown, let's just say today I chose...poorly. On the way in I got to listen to news about the big three train derailment...it seems that it was all started by a cherokee parked on the rails. They're looking for the owner, of course, but if I was involved in this thing I'd be much more pissed at the driver of the train. I mean, it's not like he has to change lanes and shit, he just goes forward or stops. He can't take his eyes off his porno mag long enough to make sure there isn't a fucking JEEP sitting in front of the train?


What with crime skyrocketing in the U.K., it's nice to know they have their priorities in order; stopping the insanely dangerous crime of eating in your car. That's is, I am now forced to add a "British people are weird."

Let's see, you're not allowed to fired people due to being horrendously fat or living the risky life of a homosexual, but you can now fire people for smoking? I guess we also have our priorities in order here in the states. I smell a lawsuit! No, wait, that's smoke.

Here's a fun site...you can to decide what's the worst option in a series of terrible situations.

I can get on board with this boycott. Why the hell do we have to sit through a bunch of crappy commercials before movies anyways? Oh, right, the movie theatres need the money now that the industry forces them to pay outrageous fees to screen the films. But still...aren't 6 dollar nachos enough?

O.K...this guy so hates interacting with people that he invented a code that he would be able to type to order fast food from McDonald's without talking to anyone. I wonder if he lives in his parent's basement?

Well, these guys sure do like the hijinks...

Wow...this is just like that movie Final Destination; death will not be foiled. Tsunami or avalanche, which would you rather die in?

Hey Abe...support your people with a pizza! Just make sure it's kosher.

Have you ever wanted to make your own message on those candy hearts? Well, someone was bored enough to design a website for you to do it! Try the keep the dirty words to a minimum.

Holy dirt whore, Batman! What chick would want to wear this prom dress?

Hehe...here's yet another ebay story. I know you can buy basically anything on ebay, but this is a little ridiculous.

Here's an uplifting story about a porn king...no really...and I'm not even using innuendo when I use the word "uplifting."

Wow...Bloodninja is the greatest cyber sex maniac I've ever read. Although he has a strange obsession with Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Whoa...this flash game is pretty hard. It actually requires thought...

Other countries have a different concept of safety...such as how many people are allowed in one vehicle.

If you're like me, you have a hard time understanding rap lyrics. Luckily, a student in Oakland decided to translate some famous verses to get me started on really "getting it."

O.K. Here's a flash game much more my pace...it kind of reminds me of Kid Icarus back on the Nintendo.

Man robs a donut shop with a laser pointer. Maybe the employee just had eye surgery and was frightened it would get reversed...or she was a farkin' idiot.

Holy crap...they really WILL pay you for ad space on your forehead! Somebody forward this to Jack, quick!

Meet Ray. He's a psycho baddass...or not, depending on how you want him to act. This is my kind of choose your own adventure; the kind where you get to blow crap up. Don't miss out on the sequel to Ray as well.