Farkin' Links Vol. 26 1/28

Rain, rain, go away...oh, if you're in the Rowland Heights area, there is a new restaurant open there...Red Tomato? They make good sausage. Fire Prince can back me up on that.

Ah hah! Zee Germans have been caught in yet another conspiracy! Then again, it's just soccer, so who really cares?

Why can't our weatherman be this cool? I mean, drugs can't be that hard to get as a member of the media.

Oooohh...that's keen! It's only useful if you actually fold your clothes, though. I usually just toss them in the corner.

This isn't safe for work...but damn is it funny! Star Wars only wished it had cool scenes like this.

You know...asians do the strangest things in front of video cameras...

Wow...an m&m sorter that separates them by color. Why the hell would you build that? They all taste the same? O.K., fine, I guess if you want to hit a home run, you need all the green ones.

This is what the man who parked his Jeep on the tracks here in LA should have done...although, he shouldn't have jumped away.

I'm not sure how this game is supposed to relieve stress...it seemed to have the opposite effect on me.

You wanna see what Too Fast Too Furious really means? It involves a car and a light post...and an ambulance.

Stupid No Fun League...they won't even allow funny commercials about last year's wardrobe malfunction.

Wow...the Jewish religion really is strict. They don't even let you sing in the shower. I wonder how they feel about other things in the shower?

This is surprising. An Australian judge wants everything that could influence a juror on the internet deleted. The surprising part isn't that his idea is utterly foolish and backward, it's the fact that they actually have trials down there. Aren't they bunch of criminals? I thought it was like the Road Warrior down there.

Hehe...Singapore airlines decided to advertise their Tsunami low fare plane flights with a picture of people running from giant waves. Well, if you can't laugh about it, the ocean has already won.

Devout Baptist couple buy a movie that was mistakenly replaced with a porno. They're worried that children might make the same mistake...but I think they'll be safe. Nobody under the age of 50 is gonna buy a Doris Day movie.

Gee...so a culture that destroys marriage and discourages the responsibility of raising children combined with the lack of any moral instruction of religion leads to extinction? Who'd a thunk it?

Hmmm...maybe if Mike the hack rat had seen this advertisement, he wouldn't have had to suffer through the legal system. Then again, he wouldn't have gotten to do any public service announcements either, so who knows?

This was certainly a hate crime...I mean, they used Bud Light! The only beer worse than Budweiser...that's cruel. Look at the guy on the left, though...he looks pretty happy for being involved in a hate crime.

In the immortal words of Keanu Reeves...WHOA! This guy has more shoes than Jon Chua! I think...I mean, I haven't been over to his place in a while...

This is a pretty good prank...but I don't know that I'd like to prank my garbage man. It's like messing with your waiter, you never know what that'll lead to.

Looks like I just found Moody's new favorite magazine.