Farkin' Links Vol. 18 1/18


What do you think the odds are of getting a flat tire two weeks in a row are? I should probably go play the lottery except that it seems due to some karma fluke I'm stuck on bad right now. It's probably due to that homeless drifter I killed to sell his organs. Oh well...anyways, here are the links.


Wow...that Japanese Tsunami hot dog eatin' dude needs to look out for this chick. He's got competition. Most impressive.

Motivational speaker might not be allowed back to speak at Jr. High School after telling girls that they could make up to 250,000 dollars as strippers. Hey...it beats living in a van, down by the river.

I've had a really big bug go splat on my windshield before...but this, this is a little worse.

Looks like Scooby Doo and the gang solved the case of the haunted Austrian Castle. I would have guessed it was old man Withers.

This man has been married more times than Jennifer Lopez! Or Tony Nguyen's dad!

I've seen Ben do this before...but when a woman does it, it's much more...impressive...among other things.

I guess crime really doesn't pay...plus you need to brush your teeth a whole lot afterwards.

Even though it's in another language, it's still kind of fun to test your geography skills. But seriously...who the hell knows where Kiew is? That must be Kiev...stupid Europeans.

What's my age again? Huh...I guess I'm 26.

This guy has some advice on how to pick up women...not that any of them are useful...but they are funny.

For the Star Wars geeks out there...yes, I know who you are; this is a pretty funny comic about what would happen if Han Solo went on trial for shooting Greedo.

The top german fashion designer was murdered, which is quite sad but...hehe...hehehe...look at this guy's picture. How could anybody shoot this guy? I wouldn't be able to hold the gun straight from the laughing convultions.

I must have missed this booth at CES...I'm pretty sure I would have remembered it.

Not quite as funny as asian people rapping...but hey, karaoke is karaoke. These chicks are FAR too into it.

Hmmm...I guess this is a good reason to get a GPS system in my car.

Ouch.

Have you ever wanted to know what exactly happens in an autopsy but didn't want to sit through Faces of Death? You're in luck.

Rule number 52 in commiting a robbery...don't show your I.D. to the victim. They have a habit of remembering your name when the authorities come around.

For our "Japanese people are crazy" link of the day...well, I guess they're on the right track on this one, but their subway system is gonna smell funny after an earthquake.

...and I thought our Diamond Bar league basketball team was low scoring...we usually crack double digits, though.