Farkin' Links Vol. 23 1/25

Finally, I'm done with my work! Now I can screw around most of the day! Uhhh...don't tell my boss, o.k.? Anyways, that means you'll get the links early today.


I know I have a regular link about Japanese people, but shit, maybe I need one called "British people are weird." What part of getting slapped in the face and getting it recorded would lead you to call it happy slapper?

It's a good thing I don't attend school anymore, because I would have violated this program when it was announced? "A no-name calling week? What are you, retarded?"

Hmmm...another story about the differences between men and women. For those of you foolish enough to have believed that we're all the same, apparently science is finally catching up to common sense. On a related note, just because men can read maps better than women doesn't mean we don't get lost.

Yikes...here's another candidate for "Mother of the Year." Who the hell goes skydiving when they're 8 months pregnant? Most women can barely roll over at that point.

Man...what's with all these horny monks? First their hitting up prostitutes, now their impersonating husbands...I think they got into the wrong lifestyle.

Those wacky Europeans...I hope this license plate means something different in another language.

Here's an...interesting site on symbols and their meanings. I might come in handy...if you ever need to explain what the eye of Horus represents. I guess.

Here's a list of the top 50 movie deaths voted by...I dunno...some people I guess. The most disturbing death is listed at number 6; Bambi's mom. Such a sad, sad scene. I cried.

I think the headline is off...it actually should be This has to be Barney Gumble...not Homer. Still, that's impressive...those Euros can really drink.

Speaking of the Simpsons, this is good point to add my "Japanese people are crazy" link. That would be the fact that they eat the fugu, a blowfish that has enough poison in it to kill 30 people. Yeah, that's smart. Maybe they should take up smoking...oh wait, they already do.

Hehe...this is a pretty good commercial you might have seen on one of those cheesy world's best commercials shows that the stations play when they're being cheap.

I guess it's bad foreign commercials day. I'm still not sure what this guy is doing...but I definitely know what it looks like he's doing.

I didn't want to depress you even more yesterday, so I left this off. Those Brits...fun chaps, eh?

Wow...this is definitely the best flash game I've played in a while...too bad I had no time to play it today. Maybe tomorrow...

Jeez...the goofy ebay sales continue. This one is...well, I'd say it's not safe for work, but it's so stupid that it's probably o.k.

Have you ever wondered how tall you are compared to Andre the Giant? How about Adolph Hitler? Well, there's a lot of choices...have fun.

Damn...the Haj is getting more dangerous than a Great White concert. At least nobody got crushed under foot this time.

Female lawyer is fighting for the right for women to go topless. I think I speak for most people when I say, "You go, girl!"

Yet another sign that government is evil and must be stopped. You can't even shovel snow for a friend without getting fined and possible jail time. Viva La Revolucion!

...and just in case you were looking for a landcruiser/tank but wasn't sure where to find it...why, Amazon.com of course! It looks like Jabba the Hut designed it, but priced at 20,000 dollars, it's a steal!