Farkin' Links Vol. 10 1/5


Did anybody watch that USC/Oklahoma championship game last night? Wow, that was like watching the Varsity team play some elementary school kids...or the San Francisco 49ers play a real NFL team. I thought I felt foolish when I had to change my tire yesterday wearing nice clothes on the wet ground...but if I was on Oklahoma I would have slipped out of my uniform and tried to blend into the crowd. Oh, right, here are the links.


This is interesting...sometimes I wish I had a remote control for my brain...so I could fast forward all the crappy parts and just relive all the good stuff...over and over...

Get your tin-foil hat ready for a tale of Nazis, UFO's and Pinochet! 12 to 7 they make either a video game or a movie about this. Actually, if that Resident Evil guy gets involved, make it both.

Just in case you ever get blown out of a plane at 15,000 feet, you might want to keep this wise advice in mind. Of course, you'll be too busy crapping your pants and screaming for mommy, but it's worth a shot.

I could play Mary Had A Little Lamb on the piano when I was 4 years old...so this little kid basically blows me out of the water.

Anti-Bullying wristbands have turned the wearers into big fat targets for bullies. Ooooh...the irony. Actually, the stupidity of the idea is far more amazing.

If you thought tests were tough back in school...thank the lord you didn't go to King William's College.

So a child's game had a little cursing...I don't see what the big fucking deal is.

Here's a very interesting fortune telling link. I gotta say, it told my fortune to a tee.

I know I take cheap shots at soccer players about being a bunch of cry baby pussies and actors...well, this is why.

Wow...this white boy can DUNK!

This game controlling a fireball is far harder than it needs to be. I'm just frustrated...and if I had any work to do, I'd so stop playing it.

...and one more silly game. At least you get to be Daffy Duck in this one. No doubt they'll be sued for this.

Holy Crap! That's just...sick and wrong! Although, I would like to breathe easier...I wonder if it works...

There are tons of good shirts on this site...I think my favorite is South Korea's got Seoul.

Have you ever fought anybody for a parking space? I'm not judging you or anything...freak. I mean, just walk the extra 20 feet.

What's wrong with the "Breast Christmas Ever?" I think those lesbians in NOW are just jealous.

This isn't how I remember it when I shot that homeless man for kicks...er...I mean, so I've heard from other people.

I know you're not supposed to beat up Burger King employees...as it's "against the law" and everything...but who the hell ever heard of a fast food joint running out of fries? I'd probably riot too.

Hehe...that's pretty funny. A woman was fired for not wearing enough makeup...she must have really needed it if it went to that extreme.

...and just so you don't think only Japanese people are crazy, this guy just sold a cup of water for 455 dollars on ebay.