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Friday is finally here. The only thing that would make it even better is if it were also payday...but I guess we can't get everything in life. Have a fun weekend...


This is taking that Billy Madison plot to the extreme...I'm still curious as to how an 84 year old man could possibly be a trouble maker in class. Shouldn't he be all crotchety by now?

For those of you who wanted to learn some useful sign language...here's how to talk to a deaf hooker.

Speaking of hookers, if you're gonna have one come to your work at the hospital and give her drugs, DO NOT record web cam pics of your acts and write dirty stories to accompany it with the company computer.

Here is an example of how not to dodge a right hook in a boxing ring. Of course, jumping up on the ropes like Superfly Snuka probably isn't gonna help either.

It's a me! Maaario! That's pretty creative...but I wouldn't hang it on my wall.

O.K, now this story is as funny...as a two dollar bill, I guess. Well, it's not as though the best and the brightest work at Taco Bell.

Here's a fun flash soccer game...in fact, much more fun than actually watching real soccer.

Wow...you can bid on Lando Calrissian on ebay! I wonder if it comes with a complentary 40 of Colt 45.

Poor guy hasn't slept in 20 years...he says he's tried everything to fall asleep...I say he tries watching some soccer. That usually works for me.

Holy crap! The evil empire is back! No, not Darth Vader or Tater or whatever the hell he is, I'm talking about...(cue evil music) Joe Stalin!!!

Normally, this would go in the "Japanese people are crazy" file, but Winnie the Pooh is cool.

Remember the girl with the fist in her mouth? I know I do! Anyways, Hardees has made this whole thing a running ad campaign...which may be the best campaign since Jack in the Box.

Wow...I think we're gonna need another box of legos. That's an impressive building...God would be flattered. (hat tip: Abe)

What do you get for a man who has everything? Well, if I'm ever in that category, don't even think of sending me this crap. Carcass art? Who the hell would come up with that?

This could have been a really entertaining story if they hadn't put a picture of the two women being charged with rape. Yikes...no wonder they needed more persuasive methods.

Huh...transvestite cuttlefish? God really does have a sense of humor. In their case though, they're using it just to get close to women...like Juwana Mann, I guess.

Would like to play the most frustrating flash game of all time? This is harder than riding an ACTUAL unicycle.

What is it with the hooker stories, today? Prostitutes in Antwerp are complaining about their district being too well lit. Well, most women do look much better in the dark...but that doesn't say much for the quality of prostitutes there. Maybe they should start handing out free beer.

Oooohhhh...hell hath no fury as a woman scorned. This isn't nearly as bad as Lorena Bobbitt, so if I were this guy I'd just let it go.

Cuba now has a fat dancing group. I suppose in a country with a shortage of everything including food, that has to be quite an accomplishment to be fat.