Farkin' Links Vol. 103 7/5

Howdy folks, I hope you all had a fairly safe but fun 4th of July. You know, no prison stories or anything. Newjen's big firework extravaganza was amazing this year; Moody stated at one point that he wasn't even impressed anymore...he was just in awe. Of course, he's been known to praise soccer, so it's hard to gauge when he's passed into embellishment. Either way, if you don't count the cops showing up or that girl getting horribly burned on her leg, it was one hell of a show. Those of you who didn't come are a bunch of losers and you'll regret for the rest of your lives. But hey, mabye next time. Oh wait, there won't be a next time...

"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
--John Cage


Well, at least they didn't get stuck on the coaster upside down...their heads would have exploded.

Hehe...just like Winnie the Pooh.

The teacher/student sex ed. story brought to you from Essex today. I guess the Europeans are more wild; that, or all that socialism really does lead to overstaffing...pun not intended.

Man cannot live on bread alone...nor a woman simply on Crisps. I'm not sure what those are, but they sure sound tasty.

This is kinda cool, although I can hear Ben Wu scoffing at amateur science hour.

Speaking of amateur science hour...here's a guy who obviously spent far too much time watching MacGyver, but failed to learn the lesson that MacGyver was a peaceful dude...not to mention very stylish in his faded leather jacket.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have a camp brothel. I didn't even know there was anyplace TO camp in Japan...isn't it all skyscrapers and giant monsters?

I know you Laker haters are jealous of the new draftpick, Andrew Bynum. Check out his fresh myspace site. Word. (Hat tip: Jon)

That's one interesting hobby...maybe it's what originally inspired the etch a sketch. God, I hated that thing.

I really can't argue with Google's search engine...it's pretty much right on the money about Paris.

More proof that you have to be gay to actually attend a WNBA game...you know, except for Jon. He's like, totally straight.

Who would have thought hitting a flaming melon full of propane with a bat would be dangerous? Eh...still not as dangerous as a Tony Newjen fireworks spectacular.

Here's a listing of the top movies as ranked by female users on IMBD. How the hell is a prison movie featuring a man on man rape number 2? Actually, maybe I don't want to know.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have an anti-Bush bracelet like Lance Armstrong's...although, it sounds more like something Randy West or Peter North would be wearing.

Hehe...white people are funny.