Farkin' Links Vol. 106 7/8

Thank goodness for Fridays. This has been the longest shortened week I've ever experienced. I hope you all have a nice weekend, most likely a little less exciting than the 4th. I just want out of this madhouse for the day. Here's an example of what strange people I work with. There's this woman, Melanie, who likes to play pranks on people such as scaring people coming out of the bathroom. She comes in here earlier to tell us this great idea she has for messing with her husband; it involves her getting this mannequin, lighting candles all throughout the bedroom and waiting until her husband comes home. Then she wants to roll around in bed with this dummy and act surprised when her husband walks in...Hahaha! Why does that sound like an episode of Cops waiting to happen? That, or Divorce Court.

"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine."
--Sir Arthur Eddington

This chick MUST be crazy. I for one wouldn't piss off O.J. Simpson if he knew where I lived. You know, I wouldn't want to distract him from finding his wife's murderer or anything.

Here's a collection of old porn movie posters from the 60's and 70's. Women appeared to have worn less make up then.

Here's yet another useless list of some joker's opinion. This one involving the 13 most overrated songs. Being I haven't even heard of a couple of these, I'm going to have to disagree.

Wow...don't bring carbombs in to Moscow; they'll get medieval on yo ass.

Sure, not following a cop's orders can get you maced in the face, but it can also get you a 60,000 dollar judgment too. My favorite quote,"I ain't god yo mother pho-kin' money!"

You'd think I'd be getting tired of zombie games that involve lots of head shots and death...but you'd be wrong.

I never thought I'd hear some environmentalists agreeing with President Bush about...well, anything. Still, it's about time we went nuclear, or however he says it.

Now this is neat; a glass bridge over the Grand Canyon. You can pretend you're in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

No thanks buddy...sure, my leg's broken, but I think I'll walk.

Fly little birdie...fly!

It's nice to see we're having an effect on liberalizing the society there in China. USA! USA!

I guess this is a pretty cool way to propose to your girlfriend. If she turns you down, at least you can always impress a pretty onlooker with your stunt.

For those of you who just can't tear themselves from their computer...now you can! Please, do the world a favor and start with taking a shower.

This is a pretty lame game, but if you can't get outside and play with waterballoons, I suppose this will do.

For all 3 of you who have been missing all the Star Wars links lately, here's an interesting Jedi trainer game that sort of works like Asteroids.

Here's another one of those frustrating yet fun games involving angles and arrows.

This may be the greatest fighting game ever made. Then again, I'm drunk, so I say a lot of things I don't mean.

Something tells me this disguise would only make the dog more dangerous.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have a Barbie version of my grandmother. It's so dead on, it's frightening.