Farkin' Links Vol. 116 7/22

I had a funny signing experience the other day that I figured I'd share with you. I work with this Hispanic guy named Frank, who happens to be totally obsessed with Morrisey. He's straight...or so he says, but this is something we tease him about all the time. He'll always insist that it's not a gay thing even though he can't explain why there are so many gay men at this guy's conventions and concerts. Either way, I went out to do a signing with these two men yesterday. It was in Hollywood, so, surprise surprise, they turned out to be gay. Not prancing around in spandex, but very out. While I was in their office taking care of the documents, I couldn't help but notice a big poster of Morrisey on their wall. I managed to not laugh out and save it for when Frank walks into the office today.

"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors."
--Francois de La Rochefoucauld


So, it looks like the clowns have organized and put together these 8 commandments to lend credibility to themselves. I seem to have missed the commandment about murdering children and drinking their blood...

Hmmm...like I said before, old people...they'll pho-k you up, even online. Frag this, foo!

I'm usually not a fan of clothing at fashion shows...but I have to say, I really like this dress. NSFW

It seems Britney and The Fedster are spoofing their own image...but, being they really are white trash, does that really qualify as a spoof? Oh, the pics...here they are. Just ads on this site are NSFW

That's something you don't see everyday. There must be some poor homeless man wondering what he did with his shopping cart on that last alcohol/drug bender.

Check out these strangely deformed animals...unless you like animals, then this might not be the site for you. Especially the spider kitten.

It appears Korea hasn't gotten over that whole raping and pillaging by the Japanese during WWII. Still, I don't remember being this angry as a kid.

Wow...that may be one of the most disturbing commercials I've ever seen...of course it's foreign. What you see is what you get.

Spanish nurses are upset that a cosmetic firm marched out 50 miniskirted models dressed as nurses at their market share launch. I'm upset too...there's no damn pictures in this link.

For those of you with a yard or the foolish notion of hanging around out in the sun this summer, here's a home made outdoor mister.

Damn, and I thought Hawaii was paradise. Well, I guess even muggers and criminals have to go on vacation every once in a while.

In the ongoing struggle of craziness between Japan and China, the communists strike another blow with this story about a man wanting to donate his penis to a female going through a sex change. Brings to mind that Detachable Penis song, doesn't it?

Damn...that's gotta be the second biggest gummy bear I've ever seen. Who knew college could actually help you contribute to society?

Wow...this guy is pretty damn fast. Although, I'm not sure that's such a good thing.

I wonder what was on the mind of the guy who designed this logo? Well, I suppose it's pretty obvious what was on his mind.

Blame Canada, alright, for being a bunch of politically correct killjoys. How the hell is this even a law?

Gee, a game where you get to be a waitress. How fun...what's next? A game where you play a janitor?