Farkin' Links Vol. 118 7/26

I watched the movie Identity last night, starring John Cusack and Ray Liotta. The story concerns a group of people trapped at a motel during a rain storm and one of them seems to be a murderer? Which one? Well, it wouldn't be much of a mystery if I told you, would it? I really can't tell you much about the movie without giving away the twists and secrets as it's that kind of movie. Unfortunately, it's a lot like Saw, where the twists and turns don't make a whole lot of sense after you're done watching it. Still, it's well made and rather suspenseful which helps you get engrossed instead of trying to pick out plot holes. I enjoyed it, but it's not a movie you'd want to watch again, after the big twists have been revealed. I'll give it a 7/10.

"With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another."
--Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


I dunno about you guys, but after seeing this site, a condom doesn't seem so bad.

You really can find anything on Google...you can even punk a traffic cop in court.

It appears a certain woman on that Big Brother reality show was a wanted woman. Not really smart appearing on a t.v. show, but at least she chose one nobody watches.

Is it just me, or is Martha Stewart hitting on Cookie Monster? She was in prison for a while, so maybe she just misses the carpet mu...uhhh...nevermind.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have a skyrocketing sex blow up doll industry to replace the live women in the red light district. This might explain the low birthrate in Japan; plastic women don't get pregnant.

Yeah, well, if someone wants to pull a William Tell style stunt on me, I'm just gonna say no. Samurai swords and vulnerable necks aren't a good combo.

While we're on the subject, why not build your own Samurai sword? I'm sure it'll be better than that crap they sell on QVC.

Ouch...what a horrible way to go. Still, that's what you get for squatting around naked in the wild.

Great, now the Democrats are trying to destroy the internet. Don't they know that Al Gore invented it? Why would they hurt their own? I could have sworn they were the party that was all in favor of pornography, too.

This is one hell of a cool prank and a great way to get back a spam mailing. Fight the man!

Ooohh, that's gotta hurt. I hope this diver didn't have HIV like Greg Louganis...I'm just sayin', that caused one hell of a firestorm.

While it's cool popping a water balloon in space, shouldn't these guys be conducting important tests? We didn't send them up there to be clowns...hmmm...sending clowns into space, I might be on to something...

This is a pretty fun game brought to you from the Wedding Crashers...quail huntin'! You gotta play it just to try and fire a shotgun drunk. Good times...

This is kind of cool; it's pictures of a family as they get older starting in 1977 to the present.

For those of you who haven't seen the Grand Theft Auto sex scene that's got everyone in a tizzy...here you go. It's almost as funny as the scene in Team America.

Cool...with this device, everyone can be a techno dj. I say you give it a try, Vicky.

This is a high-larious interpretation of Gwen Stefani's inane song Holla Back Girl, which also happens to be Dave Granados' theme song.

Well, if this guy can teach lighter tricks, I think I'm going to start teaching lion hunting.

Sure, I look bad, but you should see the other guy!

Talk about a Freudian slip; I wouldn't be able to concentrate on decifering this word puzzle, so I have no idea how these priests managed it.