Farkin' Links Vol. 115 7/21

Damn that Harry Potter...I was about to go to sleep last night at a normal time when I foolishly decided to start reading that new book. Next thing I know it's 2 in the morning, which is a lesson, I suppose. Never read a book; just stick to magazines with great articles, like Playboy. Thank goodness this week is almost over.

"I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize."
--George Bernard Shaw


I guess monkeys aren't as cute and cuddly as...oh who am I kidding? This is what I expect from wild animals, but it doesn't make them any less funny.

Well, there you go. Not only are cameras set up to ticket speeders Big Brother like, but they also kill.

Wow, check this headline out,"Ukrainian vampire drugged children and drank their blood." It's even weirder than it sounds.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have slot machine games added to ATM machines. They usually are on the cutting edge, so how long before Vegas adds this feature?

Feeling artistic today? Go ahead and draw a picture. Maybe of a vampire?

This would have made my silly ebay auction links, if I had caught it before it was taken down. She was probably tipped off after Michael Jackson made a bid.

Sure, these type of antics occur in every live action Disney movie, getting knocked down isn't that much fun...these kids must be sniffing glue.

Damn...this Asian dude can rock!

Hanging out with Simba is generally a bad idea. Lions aren't really like the pranksters they were protrayed as on South Park.

There are enough embarrassing pictures on the internet...why would you volunteer to post more?

What's up with all these stories of women stripping their clothes off in public? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I'm just shocked and offended someone would keep a collection of photos showing compromising pictures of starlet's crotches like this...check it out and let me know if you're offended as well. Especially the 11th down on the right. NSFW

Wow...talk about having a bad morning. I guess cooking and bj's just don't mix.

I guess this is why trucks don't do drive-thru.

Buffy wants to show off her funbags, huh? I'm totally in favor of movie nudity, but really, what's there to look at?

Those wacky Aussies...instead of re-enacting Sin City, they should have just gone to a pub and gotten a beer. Then again, that's probably what led to the nose biting thing.