Farkin' Links Vol. 104 7/6

"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought."
--Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi

This spoof doesn't quite work because the ipod shuffle does sound like the lamest piece of crap I've ever heard of. You can't see what you're playing or organize your songs...how much more ridiculous is this iflea?

Test your geek knowledge of Lord of the Rings with, "Who wants to be the Ring Bearer!" Is dat yer final answer?

The "Japanese people are crazy" link is really an old one, Kobayashi, the crazy hot dog eating champion of...well, eating has won his 5th title. I bet Shaq and Kobe are jealous.

You'd think I'd get tired of watching people wipe out on bicycles...but you'd be wrong. Ads on this page aren't safe for work.

Here's a fun video compilation of people getting knocked the pho-k out...although some of them fight like a bunch of girls. Oh wait, they are. Still, that's no excuse.

Here's some helpful hints on how to stalk the one you love.

Wow...that's just harsh. But really, REALLY damn funny. La migra! La migra!

O.K. This isn't safe for work...but, there are some really weird people out there. How is this something that warrants it's own paysite?

Jeez...first Drill Strong...now Beat It bracelets? That's not sexually suggestive, or anything.

Damn, this ruskie has some bad luck. Serves him right, wearing a mullet in this day and age.

This is just creepy, which is why it reminds me of the nurse on South Park.

Here's a story that should interest Alex who I know would love to be crowned king of the Otakus...and would take any excuse to go back to Japan and buy more toys.

Dwarves are cool...but compared to kung fu masters? Hell, sign me up! This is gonna be the best Disney movie since...huh...what was the last good Disney movie?

Does this article qualify as good journalism in India? If it does, I'm reading the wrong newspapers. The only good one in the states with stories on aliens are the Weekly World News.

How is a 70 year old woman walking around in a thong protesting torture? Sounds more like infliction of it to me. They should release the bulls during the protest, then their herd a little.

Pamela Anderson's mom wishes Pam was a lesbian because she doesn't like her taste in men. Hehe...I've had that wish...or is it fantasy?

I've never seen this commercial before; nothing like getting punked by a little kid.

Hmmm...never poke an angry leopard with a stick. It's funny because it's true.

This is a commercial you could never get away with making here in the states...I laughed for at least 10 minutes after this one.

This is pretty cool; I remember making flipbooks back in jr. high school. My flipbook got confiscated by teacher though...something about being inappropriate.