Farkin' Links Vol. 107 7/11

Victory, thy name is Playground Legends. Our basketball team is now 6-0 with only one crappy, team full of loser chumps(Brian Morales' team)to go through and make it a perfect season. Sure, we're in a sorry league, but hey, a victory is a victory. Unfortunately, Newjen made some silly bets with Mickey, whose team we beat today. Well, for us it's good, because with our victory, Mickey has to buy the team bottles of gatorade. But he also foolishly bet that he'd outscore Mickey in the game as well...let me put it this way, all of you people reading this scored as many points as Newjen. I warned him not to waste all his ammo on Saturday when we had some practice games, but I'm not even sure that's the problem. Wayne Gretzky said it best,"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." Of course, if my dad had been present, he would have added his favorite quote,"You couldn't score in a Tijuana whorehouse with a fist full of 50 dollar bills!" That about sums it up...somehow, despite the fact that we won, Newjen found a way to be a loser. Still, one hell of a fireworks show, though. For those of you who missed it, I must remind you what a bunch of failures and losers you all are. Greatest...show...ever.

"I am certain there is too much certainy in the world."
--Michael Crichton


What better way to say I'm a big dork than with this belt.

Oh great...now that she's all pregnant and looking like trailer trash, this is when Britney decides to pose naked.

Holy smokes! Daisy Duke sure has come a long way, baby.

Uh oh...the Atlantic ocean is getting warmer. Must be all those damn SUVs, or even more sinister, the Earth going through a normal climate cycle that it's been doing for millions of years. On a lighter note, at least the beaches on the east coast will be nicer.

I have the feeling that I forgot to do something...it's really nagging me...

Because you demanded it, Uriel, here's a fun little video about the beauty of nature, so it obviously involves death and carnage. Survival of the fittest, foo! Darwin represent! (Hat tip: Uriel)

Uriel was on a mission from God this weekend; to find me links. Check out this magic trick; it involves a quarter being swallowed and a scalpel...I'm not going to ruin it for you. (Hat tip: Uriel)

Hehe...this guy needs to stop watching Japanese cartoons...or tv shows in general.

The world weeps at losing more potential offspring from this winner. I mean, hell, 72 beers in one day? That guy's my hero.

This is pretty neat; it shows you step by step on how to turn an ancient skull into a facial reconstruction of a cartoon character.

Gee Mr. Wizard, I think I'll save the hours of work and preparation and just buy a damn 3 dollar carton of ice cream.

This is pretty interesting; growing meat in a lab? Meals in a pill are just around the corner...although I still want to know where the hell my flying car is.

Hey Chih Hao, I have a new blog for you to read.

Hmmm...so the rumor is David Lee Roth taking over for Howard Stern on the radio. They are both ugly dudes with bad hair who talk about nothing but sex, so it might work.

Wow...who knew that old line about following like a sheep was factually based? Way to go, shepherds, by the way. Good looking out.

Jeez...and you thought your job sucked. His certainly did.

In the "Japanese people are crazy" link, well, this has to be Japan, right? With a name like the panty bandit, you KNOW it's not safe for work.

Whoops...that's why fire and alcohol don't mix...unless you're making a moltov cocktail, that is. Still, it brings back memories of Newjen's fireworks extravaganza.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have quite a doozy. Can't you imagine Golden Palace.com advertising in this?

I guess this guy doesn't like blogs...which he ironically writes about...on his blog.