Farkin' Links Vol. 112 7/18

I hope you all had a fun weekend. My basketball team pulled off our perfect regular season by beating B's team on Sunday; it was a lot closer than it needed to be due to our not taking them very seriously. They're kind of hard to take serious; it's the only team that after playing together for several seasons, they continue to get worse. It's completely unprecedented. B even managed to end up in the hospital the night before our game due to some allergic reaction, no doubt worried about getting embarrassed for the umpteeth time by our team. Unfortunately for him, they released him from the hospital that night and he still had to play. Playoffs are next; hopefully we don't perform like the Oakland A's when we get there.

"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."
--Nikita Khrushchev


Here's a list of the top ten most dangerous animals. Somehow penguins manage to stay off the list...I knew mosquitos were up to no good.

This clip should amuse Paul Chua...it involves a curious cat who tries to play with a ceiling fan...turns out they don't land on their feet when they hit a wall.

Wow, this is just like actually playing softball, complete with attempting not to drunkenly fall over.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have a renactment of that famous Flaming Moe's episode of the Simpsons...Revenge is a noodle dish best served cold.

Hehe...this is a very creative way to tell a story using traffic signs...the plot is all too familiar, though.

Whoa...Snoop Dogg has been married for eight years?!? The same dude who has his own production of Girls Gone Wild? That's an understanding wife...then again, he's a very wealthy guy.

Yep...there are a lot of sick, twisted individuals with websites. I'm just glad they keep providing me with hours of entertainment. This one is not safe for work.

Remember people, No means No! Or neigh...in this case, who really knows?

Just when you thought Britney couldn't get anymore white-trash hillybilly media whoreish, she continues to surprise.

Damn, Texas justice is harsh on psychics who scam people out of money...but then, I'm sure she already saw this coming, right?

So, now SpongeBob is a gay vegetarian? I guess it makes sense...I didn't know sponges even ate food, period.

In a continuing quest to take the Japanese crazy label, this Chinese writer has written a touching novel using nothing but punctuation. Well, it could work; their writing already looks like scribbled punctuation anyways.

I knew sitting around in my underwear playing videogames when I'm sick was a fast track to recovery! If only this study was around when my mom was yelling at me while I was in school.

Hehe...here's a hazardous materials data sheet on women which speaks for itself.

Sure, this guy has way too much time on his hands, but he is pho-king amazing at quarters...seriously, this guy should go on the road and charge for this show.

Wow...I've never seen a jumping roundhouse kick land on someone outside of a movie. Methinks this guy was victorious.

Rodney Mullin is a pretty good skateboarder...I mean, I could probably do these tricks too, just not on purpose.

Damn, check out this bar in Poland apparently designed by Salvador Dali...this must totally mess with your mind once you leave it.

Cool...a complete collection of every Garbage Pail Kids card ever made. I know I had a complete collection of serious 1 and 2.

Never have I seen such a collection of studly dudes in my life. Suddenly I feel inadequate, especially compared to Garvis.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have a chick selling ad space on her chest...trust me, it's a lot of space.