Farkin' Links Vol. 114 7/20

I still got nothing. Enjoy the links.

"Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers."
--Alfred Lord Tennyson


Personally, I think most rapper names are as ridiculous as their terrible spelling, but this guy has a list of what he thinks are the worst.

Damn...that's just sick and wrong. Of course it's a foreign commercial, this one involving some robbers and a sperm bank.

Looks like Al Bundy is on vacation in Cancun. Look at the guy on the left side.

How many times do I have to say this? Fire and alcohol just don't mix, unless you're making moltov cocktails.

This isn't safe for work, but I know you've all wanted to see that sexy bastard Mr. Burns from the Simpsons naked. Feast your eyes on this!

Oh...my...god...this dog is going to give me nightmares. This is even more disturbing than Mr. Burns.

A flash movie about a kung fu monkey in his underwear fighting an army of cows with music by Kool and the Gang? It's a dream come true! The only thing it's missing is penguins.

I'm pretty sure telling a cop, "You know what? We are drunk!" is a really bad idea. Still, I fully support the stripping off all your clothes if you're a hot chick. You'll still get arrested, but at least you'll create a nice video for your grandchildren.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have more robot madness. Who knew Skynet was going to be born in Japan? Of course, this is from Al Jazeera, so who knows if it's true or not.

Who knew math was so cool?

Hmmm...a follow up on that weirdo that was arrested inside a woman's outhouse. He know says he was looking for a ring. Word of advice, if you lose something into an outhouse...it's gone, man. Let it go.

Here's the self proclaimed ugliest man in the world. He should consider himself lucky; does he really want to pay alimony?

That's quite a trick this octopus can do, but doesn't have him open a jar sort of ruin the purpose of a jar?

Crazy limeys, how do you forget what kind of bus you were driving? Still, that must have been really cool to watch.

Hehe, flaming squirrels, huh? Sounds like an episode of Happy Tree Friends.

This is one hell of a billboard filled with real live people. Still, no drinking or risque behavior? What are they? Mormons?

I've always wanted to break into a race track and drive around. I guess I just need to drink more.

Damn, stealing money from a blind man. This kid needs to be sent to Singapore for a caning.

I guess that's one way to become a eunich. Even Newjen wouldn't do something this stupid with fireworks...of course, his partner in crime Thomas, well, you never know.

For those of the mathematic bent...which would probably just be Ben, still, it's a pretty fun game, planarity.