Farkin' Links Vol. 113 7/19

"The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself."
--John Ciardi

It's been a while, but this is a great video. Old people...they'll pho-k you up.

Here's a bunch of pictures of stars then and now...some fare better than others. Terri Hatcher certainly looks better now.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link of the day, we have a cult member getting his just deserts. Seriously, only in Japan would we have a cult dedicated to feet...well, maybe possible Amsterdam. I saw some crazy stuff there.

Some of these are pretty lame, but there are several good movie cliches in this top 40 list.

Hehe, for a second I thought this was called Marlon for Hire. Maybe someone can convince him to set up a rival website to compete.

O.K. Dubai just made my list for places to visit.

Wow, somebody needs to get out of the house more often.

Jeez, the Japanese aren't just crazy, they're also stupid. What a terrible, terrible law. I wonder if McCain or Feingold had anything to do with this.

A 9,000 dollar donut budget is way out of hand...I mean, it's not even a police precinct we're talking about.

I guess the Weekly World News had a slow newsday of batboys and aliens, so they put together this list of dos and don'ts for attending a strip joint. Good advice too; strippers don't really like coins very much.

I'm so glad I grew up 20 years ago...I would have been spending so much time in juvie for the things I did when I was a kid.

Hehe...for a second I thought this was Alex. He's the only guy I know who would wear a shirt like this.

I haven't seen anything this crazy or stupid since Sabu was still wrestling in the ECW...well, at least when they're crippled in a wheelchair, they can be proud that they didn't cry. Ads not safe for work.

Speaking of morons getting tossed around and crushed after doing a stupid stunt...well, just watch it.

I can understand this guy's confusion. This chick is totally sending mixed signals.

This kid got stuck in a hole...hehe...just like Winnie the Pooh.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have a condom box full of goodies! I was going to make a joke, but is it really necessary?