Farkin' Links Vol. 110 7/14

Whew...what a day. This is being sent out late because I was actually expected to work. Crazy talk, I know, but sometimes it happens. I'm surprised I was able to wake up coherent what with the Tatunka Stout still swimming about my stomach. Damn Marlon for wanting that crap beer...of course, he had to drive home like that too, so I guess he didn't emerge unscathed either. Either way, it's one more day to the weekend. Keep a stiff upper lip, folks. Friday is just around the corner.

"When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice."
--Marquis de la Grange

Uh oh...Planet of the Apes is closer than we think. Help me Doctor Zaius!

Here's a picture of those evil strippers who sexually abused that poor man a couple of days ago...damn, what a loser he was.

Have you ever wanted strange pictures on your nails? Yeah, me neither, but this company is intent on making it happen. Why am I not surprised there's a Japanese group involved?

I guess you really can eat sort of healthy at McDonald's...but doesn't that sort of negate the whole point of going there?

Wow...these crickets make Ron Jeremy look celibate.

Well, now I know what I want for my birthday.

Here's a triathalon game. Why play one crappy game when you can play three?

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have what looks to be Jack's next car purchase. I mean, he's only got one MR2 now...that can't last for long.

Hehe...Brazil is a dangerous place. I can imagine Lil' Ze running an underground breast implant operation in the City of God.

Awww...poor bi-sexual women are being pressured to be full time lesbians. I'll comfort you...and your female friend.

Wow...it's true. I guess dog really is the other white meat. Ads NSFW

What with summer here, I'm gonna have to get me one of these, at least until those hydro suits from Dune get made. It sure beats lugging around an air conditioning unit on my back.

Looks like another wannabe Leroy, only this guy is all about the headshot.

I guess you really can block bullets with a katana...just not for very long.

No way this can be true...if it is, there are a bunch of people who spent thousands on sex changes are have to be really mad.

Those guys who run with the bulls in Pamplona are a bunch of crazy retards...God, I gotta do that one of these days.