Does this really require a survey? It's like finding out that fire is hot.

While this is probably the only way you can interest me in actually going fishing, that's a bit pricey. I might as well go to Spearmint Rhino and save 500 bucks.

I think Dr. Ian Malcolm said it best,"I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!"

This is just too weird...and too easy. Just read it.

Wow...look at her huge...tracts of land!

I don't see the big deal...he was just trying to support single mothers.

For those of you who think their cell phones are waaaay too small.

I'm not sure which part is more disturbing; that someone would steal naked garden gnomes...or that someone went out of their way to make them in the first place.

Hmmm...this is a great use of public money. I would like to submit my name to do all the really in depth research on this subject.

Hey, hey, hey! There's enough scantily clad hot chicks for every restaurant. No need for Johnny Cochrane.

Nooooooo!!!! Say it ain't so, Raimi, say it ain't so!

Yeah...that penguin sure looks shifty. I can understand the caution needed with these toys.

That is what's so great about Catholic school...the fun loving nature of the teachers.

Now if they can only figure out how to trick the homeless into those freezers. That might improve Berkeley.

Sometimes married couples don't part even after death. At least she didn't stuff and mount him.

Wow...I'd hate to meet the other teachers that didn't make this list. What, do they have Hannibal Lecter teaching over there or something?

Gee, I used to just get grounded. Then again, we didn't have leaves that needed to be raked. I suppose I should be grateful.

Hehe...I wonder if they deliver?

She forgot to also sue God for allowing such a terrible thing to happen.

I think there might be a little piggie in the market for a house like this.