So, I was victorious today against my arch nemesis in fantasy football, a smart ass named B who's team is named "The Goods." Actually, he's not really a nemesis as he's more of just my bitch that I slap around everytime I play him. I knocked him out of the playoffs last year even when he had the number 1 team and I seeded number 8, so this victory wasn't all that impressive. Still, he ran away and avoided me last year when I won, so I figured I'd make sure he knew I had his number this year by leaving this post on our board.

Dear Not-So-Goods,

That was a valiant effort by glassy eyed Pennington to make your score respectable and you really would have beat almost everybody else. Unfortunately, even with Bulger and Horn on the bench, Boller was just too much for you team and you came up a little bit short. But hey, you should be used to that by now. Don't let this get you down, Damaged Goods, you need to stay ahead of Reo and Abe. I still want to be the one who Franz Ferdinand's your ass and takes you out of the playoffs.

Sincerely owning you since last season,

B Killer


I might as well keep track of all the stupid links I send out every day.

Hey folks...here you go again. Don't slack off too much; not all of you have as much time on your hands as I do.


It must be all that pasta.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11261418%255E13762,00.html

Oh sure, the IRS won't let me write off trips to strip joints as business expense but they let this go?

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,11204720%255E1702,00.html

Wow...shot and stabbed to death? I guess they didn't like Nightwatch. It's not like he kicked an own goal in a soccer match. I thought Europe was supposed to be safer!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3974179.stm

This is why I stay in the shallow end of the pool.

http://travel.discovery.com/news/afp/20041101/diving.html

Who says actors are strange and eccentric?

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/12502004.htm

This guy needs a serious beat down like that Fan man.

http://www.alainrobert.com/en/photo.htm

Hehe, I really need to forward this to Moody.

http://www.growyourownshit.com/mystats/overall//

Gee, maybe I need to start going trick or treating again.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1101halloween-beer01-ON.html

I don't want to make you guys hungry before lunch, but check out these crazy creatures.

http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=19383

Man, those Cal Tech graduates sure have some strange blogs.

http://puzzlephotos.blogspot.com/

...and I really hope this guy didn't have anything spicy to eat on his plate.

http://charges.uol.com.br/bobagens/lavando.jpg

Case in point of honesty NOT being the best policy.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/11022004_bb_crackdriver.html

O.K. Now this is pretty silly. Of course, game 7 of the ALCS last year was more important than some stupid dance.

http://contest.howlowdidyougo.com/vote.asp

Wow...hey Tristan, stop sleeping. It'll kill you!

http://my.webmd.com/content/article/71/81370.htm?z=1728_00000_1000_td_01

The last line of this story says it all. Freakin' IRS.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200411/s1232964.htm

Hehe, if only there were more boys at this club, Michael Jackson would be all of it.

http://www.standartnews.com/archive/2004/10/29/english/features/index.htm

This happened to me once...except for the crashing into a building and totaling my car part. I really hate pickles, though.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/110104_local_carbldg.html

Hehe, this is...well, pretty gay. It's also another bonus to the world that we won the cold war.

http://funreports.com/2004/10/28/56851.html

Wow...Ukranian chicks are scary.

http://funreports.com/2004/10/18/56666.html

I can think of several teachers that need some lashings.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=4&u=/nm/20041102/od_nm/saudi_lashes_dc

I don't watch this show, but is he pulling an Ashlee Simpson?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6357379/

Something tells me this isn't going to lead to a gangland shooting. I'd advise Jay Z to not get caught in the bathroom alone with R. Kelly though.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=495&ncid=762&e=3&u=/ap/20041101/ap_en_mu/people_r_kelly

O.K. That's enough. I should probably get some work done.