You know what? I'm not even going to try and be consistent and post everyday. It's just not worth it. But, hey, I'll make sure I post something from time to time, especially since I send out stupid emails all the time. First of all, this guy Marlon that I know wants me to maintain a blog because it'll entertain him or something. Well, I gots to say, Screw you, buddy! Do you think I'm here to entertain you? Like a clown?