I guess this was the youth vote that P. Diddy was trying to get out.

Speaking of P. Diddy or Puff Daddy or whatever the hell he wants to call himself, this shirt pretty much sums it up.

Hehe...speaking of the election, ebay never fails to surprise or entertain.

In case you didn't think government is an evil that must be stopped...take a look at this law.

Sure, I guess it beats waiting a month in line for Star Wars to open...but not by much.

I hope this catches on...there's nothing I enjoy more than watching commercials...

I don't see the big deal...she's far less sleezy than the lawyers in her courtroom. "Yes, your honor...punish me!"

An unsuccessful attempt at bringing the bartering system back into the mainstream. I am a little curious about the baseball bat, though. Did this guy walk around with one over his shoulder like a gang member out of that movie The Warriors?

Hehe...that's one way to give the finger...

Sigh...if only these people would move already and quit whining to the newspapers. We can't miss you if you don't leave!

Isn't that wonderful...ly selfish. When they're 10, she'll most likely be dead.

More stupid studies, at least not done with our tax dollars for once. Still, I could have told them this for free. Burgers=very cool. Carrots=rabbit food.

They should watch more porn starring Ron Jeremy. That should make them feel much better about themselves.

This just in...ABBA stays retired. Nobody really notices.

This I just can't believe. There's no way that such a well spoken and intelligent man such as he could be smoking pot.

While these guys need to get over themselves, this is the main reason men have stopped watching television. Well, that and Halo 2.

Yeah right...I can barely figure out how to send text messages. I'll stick to Snake, thank you very much.

Only in San Francisco...I guess cocaine is still pretty expensive. Still, I'd be happy to get a lap dance in order to contribute to a worthy cause like this.

Everyone needs goals. I think I broke the record for longest time in the lavatory the time I went to Egypt, already. Local food may be tasty, but you'll regret it later.

This organization needs to be stopped before they fully organize and form a resistance. Once united, they cannot be stopped!

And finally...these look like some fun destinations to visit when you're in New York, as long as you look out for the C.H.U.D.'s. And alligators.

Isn't this how the future was destroyed in the Terminator? We're all doomed. Doomed, I say!

Get in my belly! Hehe...you know, she could probably service both these guys without having to crouch or anything...