I sort of played hookey yesterday from work. I have a bunch of days off still, so I'm not too bothered by it. The thing is, I really am a little sick; I have a sore throat that doesn't seem to be getting much better. All I can do is just keep drinking water and praying to my God for salvation...well, I'll keep drinking water, anyways. That bastard Marlon is supposed to be having people over to watch the Laker game at his new apartment tonight and to avoid sitting in traffic I'll probably head over there after work. This should be the revenge game the Spurs have been waiting for since they got spanked years ago during the Lakers 2nd title with the Kobe-Shaq team. I expect a serious ass-whuppin', so it should be a fun game for commentary. That cheapskate Marlon doesn't want to buy any alcohol because he's broke, so we have to bring over anything we want. I don't buy this whole poverty scheme, but I guess I'll bring him over a box of wine. Only the good stuff for him.



Well, the weekend is almost upon us and if you're like me and manage to do practically nothing on Friday at work, this should give you something to look at.
Gee, I figured at her age she'd be flattered. Hehe...or maybe not.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/13062004.htm
The hypocondriac's list right here. Of course, extra-marital affairs can damage more than your heart. Ask John Wayne Bobbit.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_objectid=14823624%26method=full%26siteid=50143%26headline=don%2dt%2dread%2dthis%2don%2dthe%2dloo%2d%2d%2dyou%2dll%2dget%2dpiles-name_page.html
I can think of some great pranks you could pull with this puppy.
http://www.onlypunjab.com/real/fullstory1004-newsID-471.html
Man...must be a slow newsday for this to qualify as an article. Then again, Bill Clinton thought it was a good question.
http://www.statepress.com/issues/2004/11/04/arts/688641
What's wrong with these Indians? Why would you complain about this?
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/11/04/complaints_after_women_motorists_dance_nude/
Gee...I hope this isn't my grandmother's site. This seems like the type of thing she'd do. The description fits, too.
http://www.stargazy.org/hamstersinhats/
Now this is would certainly liven up CSpan. I wouldn't mind seeing some Senators get slapped upside the head.
http://blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=63&Itemid=
Now...do you wash this dress or is it disposable?
http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=7097
This article is worth looking at just so you can see the picture of the Michelin man.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004512257,00.htm
Hehe...ooohhhh, sweet irony. That could be a public service announcement. Steal electricity, die by electricity.
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1104taser-safety-ON.html
Being a cop in Hong Kong must be pretty fun. This usually gets you fired.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw109954746380B252
Well, this sounds MUCH better than Queer as Folk or Will and Grace.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_objectid=14830526&method=full&siteid=50143&headline=schoolgirl-lesbian-sex-drama-for-c4-name_page.html
This first guy is great. I can just imagine a drunk Jack challenging cops to a UFC match.
http://www.ucsbdailynexus.com/news/2004/8281.html
Wow...that statue is VERY happy to be there.
http://riverfronttimes.com/issues/2004-11-03/news/unreal.html
That's one way to win a court case.
http://komotv.com/stories/33793.htm
He's made mistakes...but not as big a mistake as his wife. Then again, she probably slipped and fell repeatedly onto that knife.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=391&e=3&u=/ibsys/20041104/lo_ksat/2439167
YES! The wheels of justice turn slowly, but eventually even they get fed up with spam about enlarging your penis.
http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2004-11-03-spam_x.htm
Once again, poor you're crazy. Rich you're eccentric.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1102kirstie02-ON.html
This would explain the extra energy I used to have as a kid after lunchtime.
http://apnews.myway.com//article/20041104/D864NUP80.html
NO! Say it ain't so, Jake the Snake!
http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3699605&vm=r
Just a follow up on that link about the dumbest rapist of all time.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1103043blinddate1.html
I guess it's harder to not be an American than I thought.
http://www.harpers.org/ElectingToLeave.html
Isn't this what led to all those murders in Sleepaway Camp?
http://www.globalspot.com/strangenews/mistakeson.shtml
Maybe this is a silly question...but how the hell do you accidentally swallow a toothbrush?
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1162246.html
That's a pretty safe bet...I mean, what did she really have to lose?
http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041104/2004-11-04T140418Z_01_N04253355_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ODD-BET-DC.html
If this had happened at Jack's old place...do you think he would have noticed?
http://www.wftv.com/news/3886750/detail.html
I really can't top this last link right here. Word to the wise, don't mess with Spanish authorities.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6353