This is just like my workplace...except for all the work. What a bunch of suckers.

Something tells me this isn't going to be a successful marriage...but seriously, what the hell is wrong with that poolboy? Isn't that why you become a poolboy? It isn't for the wonderful pay.

Oooohhhhhh....the humanity! If only Chih Hao had been around, it wouldn't have all gone to waste!

Well, I can't really disagree with the title of the blog, but this guy needs a hug.

Maybe that last guy needs to take notes from this stud.

No...I guess that first guy was right. At least Bill Mauer would agree.

The power of suggestion compels you!

Uhhh...Mary Kay LeTourneau's black cousin, perhaps? Man, those boys made out like bandits! 5,000 and booze AND drugs!?! She should win teacher of the year honors!

No wonder crime is skyrocketing in England...they sound out courtesy cards to criminals! Why not just say, "Yes, we're a bunch of pansy tea sippers! Come beat us up and steal our stuff!"

OH MY GOD!!! I hope that's a photoshop picture.

Wherever he is, probably hosting a 90's flashback show, Sir-Mix-A-Lot is smiling.

I guess those foreign mail brides aren't always successful. It seems the main problem is that she was a bitch.

That's really good to know. Now, who is this guy again? Was he in a band or something?

Hmmm...maybe they thought it was an episode of Punk'd?

Why am I not surprised this guy is Japanese? But still...Japanese schoolgirls...who can resist?

Wow...now that's one hell of a long scam! Jack, bow down to your master!

Dumbass of the day award has to go to this guy. I like how he had money from a "painting" sold earlier...yeah right...

What is with all these weird guys refusing sex? I really don't get it.

Well, as they say, "A fool and his money are soon parted." He could have paid me 20 bucks and I could have painted that for him.

Just in case you were wondering...yikes!

This happened to me once...except that it was an angry chihuahua. It was quite frightening, really.

I say reward these gentlemen...it's obvious they were actually attending their chemistry classes. That's more than any other football players in that program.

Just another piece of evidence of the obvious conclusion: Women are crazy.

O.K. Maybe men and women are crazy, or just these two, anyways. I certainly don't remember ever having the desire to have a knife fight for "fun."

Remember people...Baaaaa Baaaa means No! Those sick Norweigans.