I love my job.
It's called evolution in action...tonight on FOX! World's stupidest protesters! http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20041107/wl_afp/france_germany_nuclear
Would you like to see everything on your next scuba trip underwater? All you have to do is look like a total tool. http://www.falsegods.com/waterboy/bh.html
I don't know how Tivo doesn't make this list.
http://www.thehenryford.org/innovations/default.asp
Not only am I the president of the Hair Club for men, I patented that bitch!
http://coolgov.com/index.php?p=36
Here we feature the first of Adam's Heroes. The mighty inventor of the Veg-O-Matic and many other useless items that bored housewives have blown good money on.
http://www.ronco.com/history_of_ronco.di4
Hehe...that's gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever seen...I'll take 5.
http://www.amazingflygun.com/main.asp
Hey Marlon...isn't that your dad? I didn't know you were rich.
http://www.drfad.com/
O.K. Seriously, we need to start getting Japanese TV. How is this show not running here? Beats the hell out of Survivor or Donald Trumps silly hair.
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0411/1106realityTV.html
You know, Chih Hao was drunk enough to have done this Friday night. Make a note for next time.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/04307/405463.stm
Awww...that's so touching. We're talking Kodak moments and stuff. But more importantly, I bet they went at it like wild rabbits once they got home, Cialis or not.
http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/news/stories/20041106/localnews/1546701.html
If nominated, I will not run, if elected...Holy crap, I won! YES!!!
http://www.nwanews.com/story.php?paper=adg§ion=News&storyid=97779
I can understand taking a break...what I can't understand is why the hell they'd do this in the first place.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/3E837EBFD693D8B586256F44001A425F?OpenDocument&Headline=Lewis+and+Clark+re-enactors+will+come+back+home+for+a+break
This chick got lucky...I mean, imagine if she had actually had sex with Ozzy? Nothing good could have come from that.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/13022004.htm
Hey Tristan...have you tried using this to find dates yet? You could tell them all about that horror movie you made.
http://film.guardian.co.uk/features/featurepages/0,4120,1344653,00.html
O.K., maybe we also need English television too. Makes you wonder what the heck is going on in the rest of the world.
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,1345128,00.html
Damn...they're on to you Jack! Time for a new ebay scam. Oh wait, this can't be you; these people are actually selling something.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=509&ncid=509&e=4&u=/ap/20041107/ap_on_bi_ge/ebay_phony_bidding
For people supposedly devoted to science, they may need to take another class and learn exactly what the definition of "theory" is.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041107/ap_on_re_us/evolution_debate
According to Jim, he's being targeted by Catwoman. Time to put out the Bat Signal!
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20041107/109988922000.html
Well, it seems sexism seems to be falling by the wayside. Women have a ways to go, but they're catching up to us guys!
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041107/ap_on_re_us/prison_population
This is a pretty good way to do it, but they should have gone all the way and had a Texas Hold'em tournament and televised it instead.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/04/high.card.ap/index.html
...and just a follow up. Remember that crazy kicker who tried to kill Siegried and Roy? Not that it's hard to see a professional athlete kill someone,(ex. O.J. Simpson)but a kicker? They're not even really football players.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041103/480/nvjc10411032222