I'd say this is ridiculous, but you know someone is working on canine contacts as we speak.
http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/holnus/003200411081715.htm
This is surprising...not their position on the law, but the fact that a bunch of potheads could get motivated enough to actually form a political party. Wouldn't they just blow off voting to eat brownies instead?
http://www.canada.com/vancouver/theprovince/soundoff/story.html?id=e5dbc922-05b1-40ac-8bf3-9e0a17d64c70
Those crazy Japanese. Have they learned NOTHING from Godzilla?
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=234286
Am I the only one excited about this online game?
http://www.sanriotown.com/onlinegame/index.php?s=introduction
Guns don't kill people...but only when you're facing a maniac with a machete. I bet this guy was an immortal from Highlander. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/aplocal_story.asp?category=6420&slug=WA%20Machete%20Defense
I don't know about you, but I can't wait for a glow in the dark pussy.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/2020-vision-live-to-120/2004/11/08/1099781305947.html?oneclick=true
Hmmm...I've never heard of this guy. Do you think he can play center for the Lakers?
http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=7f55fe6fecae8471
Well, it's nice to know some serious science goes on at Ohio State University. I wonder if you can major in drinking?
http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_pg=57&u_sid=1249879
Larry Hagman is still alive? Oh well...check the end of this article...it's Solyent Green! We're eating people!
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/NEWSV5/storyV5dallas04.htm
It's about friggin' time. We've been living in the 50s far too long. Of course, with the way taxi drivers drive, do we really want them flying around?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3990329.stm
What is it with Japanese people? No, really.
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20041107p2a00m0dm002000c.html
Hey Chih Hao, better put this beer on your list.
http://news.newkerala.com/india-news/?action=fullnews&id=41385
In case you were wondering...yes, Oklahoma is the most boring place on earth.
http://www.mcalesternews.com/articles/2004/11/06/news/local_news/news04.txt
I would have considered voting for her if she wasn't a Philosophy major...and a chick. Women are insane.
http://hotabercrombiechick.blogspot.com/2004/11/even-i-beat-ralph-nader.html
I guess this is what a compassionate conservative is. Well, color me compassionate!
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/bizarre/110804_APsn_brothel.html
There is so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start.
http://www.maskon.com/marti/Ella/Ella.htm
It's nice to know they're spending that money wisely in Chicago on important studies like this. I'm just curious...do they go around measuring size or what? Do they take volunteers for this?Is this why Carol decided to go to Chicago?
http://www.technewsworld.com/story/Women-Not-as-Faithful-as-Gorillas-37952.html
Wow...it's Michael Jackson!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365484.html
This guy must have gone to the Carribean medical school that Dr. Nick from the Simpsons went to. But hey, at least it's free health care, right?
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article299699.ece
Love-making specialist? I hope he doesn't practice while he's alone. But more importantly, is this squad taking volunteers?
http://www.manilatimes.net/national/2004/nov/08/yehey/opinion/20041108opi7.html

O.K. that's enough. Back to "work."