I suppose this could be dangerous, but seriously, what are they going to crash into? Corn?

See people, this is what happens when you become a huge pop star/sex symbol and don't go to school...

How the hell did a llama get in Minnesota? It's not like they go on vacation or anything. I say he had it coming to him.

Well Jack, I guess that's one more scam you'll have to cross off your "To-Do-List."

Of course, if this happened in Los Angeles, the boy would have been awarded 2 million dollars in compensatory damages and a copy of Half Life 2. Stupid juries.

Wow...that's a motivated criminal. Motivated by what, I'm not quite sure.

I dunno...I think I'd be afraid I didn't lock up the beetles well enough and wake up with my nose eaten.

This sounds scientifically legitimate. I know I was testing alcohol with Chih Hao the other night. We're gonna need more testing.

I'm not sure which is sadder, performing in a cover band that's covering your actual band, or appearing in a Hillary Duff movie.

More scientists talking out of their asses so they can write an article. And they say religious people are fantasists.

Yeah...now that's a MAN! Directions are for suckers!

Wow...darwinism at work yet again. I bet that hurt.

Heh...and they say global warming has no use.

History of the Mini Cooper...that's a pretty long history for a toy car.

Mary Kay LaTourneau's sister, apparently. I'm more amazed as to how an 8 year old could be such a pimp already.

Wow...it's a bad week for Jack and his scams. Best Buy is apparently on to you.

This would explain a lot about my coworkers. Of course, they may just be mentally deranged beforehand.

Breaking news just in! Eating healthy makes you lose weight! I repeat, eat healthy, lose weight.

Who says guns and alcohol don't mix? This sounds like a great party! Especially the knife fight finale. Personally, I blame those extreme anti-drunk driving commercials.

Hi, I'm Japanese and I'm totally talking out of my ass right now.

Well, since Churchill did it, I guess I don't feel so bad I taught my friend's bird to curse anymore.