I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving. I found out how to lose 5 pounds rather effectively on mine. All you need to do is get a crazy stomach flu from your little brother and suffer for the next couple of days. I wouldn't recommend it, but it probably works better than that Atkins thing.


These guys would totally kick ass on Fear Factor.

Uriel would absolutely LOVE this page.

These criminals were obviously inspired by Snatch.

Hehe...M.C. Hammer would be proud.

Huh...more proof that Vanilla Ice is completely crazy. But what I really want to know is, what is the difference between a kangaroo and a wallaby? At least we know what you get when you cross the two.

Wowzers...at least I know what channel to watch when I visit my mom out in Michigan next time.

I could swear that's William Hung 4 over, 7 down. Anybody been in the UK lately?

For those paranoid ones of you...here's a fun game to think about how far you need to get away from a nuclear blast.

This is the cake I'm getting Moody next year. Although maybe I should rethink that...he might try and smoke it...

Alright...this guy's a little too clever...I can't add anything to upstage this...dammit...

I would have rather seen how the hell this car got into that space...but wow, that's physics defying shit...

New employment opportunities for Jack in Amsterdam. It's nice to know that nuns are finally entering the 21st century.

I sure hope she has some regular shot of these puppies...just to make sure that the x-rays are real and all. You know...for science.

This lady found a new way to spice up your turkey for thanksgiving...pretty much the only good use for a chihuahua.

Now this is cool...you too can have some of the benefits of a Vampire, without the blood of virgins. I mean, how easy is it to get virgin blood nowadays, anyway?

This man needs to be severely beaten. I'd definitely egg is house.

Damn that Google...giving away porn for free! What's this world coming to? You're gonna put all the smut peddlers out of business, then where will we be? Stuck with the Family Channel!

Is this a toy asking for a lawsuit, or what? I can imagine it'll be a popular game for drunk college students, though.

I guess he finally heard about that tech bubble popping...hey, at least he got to drive around in a ferrari for a while.

Yet another lawsuit waiting to happen..I'm still waiting for that Michael Vick football ride though...