I'm not exactly sure who this show is supposed to appeal to...perhaps the people who watch Queer as Folk. It's not like there's a legion of women out there buying porn, and although Ron Jeremy is a pretty cool guy, do I really need to be seeing this?

Who says our society is oversexed? This would make shopping for this type of stuff less embarrassing...I suppose.

I dunno about you, but I usually like to look around before I buy a property...check the water pressure, the dimensions of the rooms, look for decomposing bodies...you know, the usual.

Wait a minute...Mexico has a national anthem? Is a mariachi band prominently involved?

Mmmmmmm.....heart attack....aaarrrrrgggghhhhhh......

Hey! I think I can see my house from here!

I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid. Had I been born in New Zealand, though, I definitely would have wanted to be a pimp.

Oohhh...a judge ruled there is such thing as personal responsibility! I didn't think they did that anymore.

Hmmm...so THAT'S where my old neighbor moved to. I miss those cats.

Wow...if that's his definition of a loving, caring wife, I'd hate to see what his previous girlfriends used to do to him.

Geez...these guys make more than the President of the United States! What exactly do they do, besides collect a big paycheck?

Bunch of girlie-men...remember,"No pain, no gain!"

Uh oh...the lawyers have apparently immigrated to Tokyo. Something tells me the witnesses might not be "available" come trial time.

Either this guy has a sick sense of humor or he's just really stupid. If you think raising money for a charity established for a girl who died of alcohol poisoning with free jello shots is a good idea, raise your hand.

I wonder if he puts on a mask and cape afterwards and fights crime?

Alright! Another elephant story! Elephants are cool! Although, how stupid are they exactly? Once one of their buddies fell into a well, why did 3 follow? Were they trying to make an elephant chain of life?

What a bunch of stupid kids. Free porn and they destroy it?

In case you think government is not equal parts stupidity and evil, check this out. Aussie mama's, don't let you boys grow up to be cowboys.

Hehe...read the car description...just in case you were expecting a bottle of Viagra.

Not a movie star? Obviously they never saw the Sports Illustrated 1994 Swimsuit Issue Video...I laughed, I cried, I was moved. It was a masterpiece.

I wonder if they were inspired by that movie Mimic...as much as I'd like to be a cockroach commander, isn't this how the world was destroyed in the Terminator? Robots cannot be trusted.

And people think Canada doesn't produce anything...how wrong does "there are few orifices that haven't been explored" sound now?

I guess is still is the evil empire. News flash for those out there that are unaware, Hot coffee spilled= pain.