Well, I may have to change my opinions on diets. This is one I can get on board with!

If you have problems with those damn aliens trying to control your mind like I do, then this site is a lifesaver! As a bonus, you get a jammin' new hat!

I have a pretty crappy phone, but this takes it to a whole new level.

This competition makes Curling and Golf seem exciting.

Oh boy...those wacky English people. I suppose this is what passes for humor over there. Don't worry if you don't laugh...it might only be funny of you're British.

Nice start, but they should have added a television and a playstation.

I'd make fun of this if I wasn't tempted to build one myself. To the bat poles!

I use the Thurston method myself, but I suppose whatever works.

That is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Ironically, their insurance policy didn't cover this incident.

Heh...I bet this guy had freezer burn. He certainly wasn't a Foster Farms chicken. We're Fugitives!

Whoops! I guess she doesn't believe in banks.

Wow...this guy should be in the circus, not in jail. How the hell do you swallow syringes?

Hey, I may be a meth-head, but I ain't no crack head!

Hehe...this is just too bizarre. At least they worked at an ice business so they had something to put on those bruises.

Well...ain't that a pisser.

Heh...Viagra even works on flowers. That's some powerful stuff. The rest of this article is pretty good.

We may have earthquakes, floods and fires here in California, but at least we don't get attacked by drunked Moose...or is it Meese?

I dunno about you, but if this guy wanted to show me his scrapbook, I'd have to decline.

For sale: A judgment that you can't collect on. I bet she has a bridge she'd like to sell you too.

I'm not quite sure I get this...I mean, monkeys don't use tampons! They're probably more into the pads.

Either this guy was real persuasive, or this cop was just that dumb. I'm leaning toward the latter.

What do you get when you try and cock-block a bear?

Word of caution...if somebody ever asks you to play "hot potato" while you're in the Middle East, just say No!

When you're trying to make a quick getaway, using the valet for your car is probably not a good choice. Still, if women used this method of protest more often, they might actually convince someone.

Well, that proves two points; never bring a knife to a gunfight and never make fun of a man's dog.