I don't know karate, but I know crraaaazy!!

He's apparently not a follower of the Clinton form of government.

I hope my dad's neighbors up in Oakland haven't read this article yet, or my internet access is going to be seriously limited when I go up again.

Well, at least we aren't the fattest country in the world. They must have a lot of McDonald's down under. That or too much shrimp off the barbi.

Man...these kids are too stupid to be in college.

I guess since that whole gay marriage monopoly didn't pan out, San Fran needs new ways to rape their citizens.

Oooohhhh...so THAT'S where my second floor went to. I've been wondering about that.

This might be cool if it was Hooters Airlines...but have you ever actually seen the people who show up to nude camps? Ewww...at least they wouldn't have to serve food on the plane.

Now...if they can only figure out how to apply this to movie theatres...

Wow...how did my mom get nominated as the British Health Secretary?

It's nice to know that the most well paid athlete in the world is a really hot chick. Tiger just did nothing for me.

I don't know about you, but I'm absolutely shocked, SHOCKED, that there is pornography on this internet thingie.

I bet if this happened more often, thievery would drop dramatically. Plus, the fish would be well fed.

Dr. Nick from the Simpsons strikes again. I dunno about you, but I really want to know how a spatula helps in a breast implant.

Whoops...hehe...well, he got some permanent help nonetheless.

Don't mess with the elderly...they'll fuck you up.

No wonder those Swiss are so calm and orderly...not too mention love chocolate.

That's amazing! Now, all they need to do is get a life...

Now...where exactly are you supposed to shoot? I see the goal, but what's with the two holes?

How the heck does a man walk down the street with no pants? Oh, right, this is in New York.

This would explain so much...I'd go into more detail...but eh...

What a chump...what kind of man can't drive a stick?

Jeez, obesity seems to be a problem everywhere now...well, except for Ethiopia...hehe, I'm going to hell.

Yeah, I guess being part of the Bin Laden fan club would make it hard to catch him.