Farkin' Links Vol. 28 2/1

Question of the day is this; why do people going to the gym drive around in circles and basically waste all this time waiting for a parking space that's closer? Isn't the whole point of going to the gym to, oh, I don't know, exercise!?! Walking 50 extra feet hurts you how? Oh, right, the links...

Huh...well, this is rather odd. Then again, maybe Lara Flynn Boyle just slipped out of clothes by accident...doesn't she only weigh 50 pounds?

Blame Canada for shorting the tsunami victims. Who knew they were Indian givers...I mean, Indigenous peoples of North America...ah screw those stinkin' redskins.

Speaking of the great white hinterland, their legal system continues to destroy any concept of personal responsibility by awarding a stripper damages after she rolled down her window and let a tiger attack her in a wild animal park. Her version of the story? The tiger tricked her by waving a dollar bill.

Here's an interesting collection of stupid tattoos people have gotten. Mr. "No Regrets" is probably regretting a whole lot with that pictures floating around.

I remember back in high school that Jack really liked this girl, so he used to steal her pencil and then return it to her later as though he just found it so he could talk to her. Does anybody know if he has a thing for Tera Patrick?

The most amazing thing about this video is not the double guitar that he's playing...it's that hair! Wow...I mean, wow.

You really can find just about anything on the internet...how about shovel throwing championships?

A man trapped under the snow in an avalanche urinates to melt the snow. Well, at least I know I'll be fine if I get trapped...I'll definitely piss my pants if I'm anywhere near an avalanche.

So, if something offends me on caffe press, I can just complain and they'll take it off? Something tells me that only works if you have a history of blowing people up.

I knew coke was a problem in Columbia...but I always thought of the Tony Montana mountain of white powder. So, I guess we need to switch over to Pepsi then?

You know the line...Old people will fuck you up. Especially if they're armed. They've had a lot more time to do target practice than you have.

Hell hath no fury like a...well, lesbian scorned, I suppose. I guess she called their bluff, though.

This is what happens when you're in a hurry, and you wear a long skirt. This is why I'm in favor of both.

I can only hope out of jealousy that this kid gets beat up a lot at school.

Rule number 2,375 of robbing a store; don't leave identifiying fingerprints...OR fingers.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link of the day...well, maybe they're not that crazy after all. I'm suddenly desiring some ice cream.

No, wait, I take that back. Japanese people are just plain crazy.

An egyptian cabbie runs a dating service out of his cab in New York. Doesn't this sound like the plot to a bad sitcom pilot? Eh...they'd probably stick us with Alicia Silverstone in some way, though.

This game is pretty fun...Hellfire! The guy needs a haircut, though.

...and thanks to Uriel, we know have proof that soccer is such an easy and mindless game, even elephants can play it. (Hooah: Uriel)