Farkin' Links Vol. 35 2/10

So I learned several important lessons last night. First, I learned my garbage disposal cannot handle potato skins. I also learned how to take my sink piping apart in order to fix the damage of that earlier lesson. The other lesson I learned? Don't cook. That's what fast food is for.


Hmmm...so monkeys like porn as well. Maybe we really are related. I mean in general...not that I have an orangutan as an uncle or anything.

Wow...I mean, they do prance around in tights, but who knew that Robin gets the Michael Jackson treatment from Batman!

Speaking of superheroes...Superman does have a point here. Plus...he is sort of a dick.

Damn...I hate paraplegics...who file frivilous lawsuits. I doubt they'd discrminate against him for a disability; they'd discriminate if he was ugly. Or Asian.

I'm not sure why I finished this game...it could be because it was short, or it could be because it has Indiana Jones AND stormtroopers.

Here's a group of pictures that have no sympathy for animals...although I do like the armadillo basketball.

Blame Canada for bringing down drug prices. Especially heroin...I don't think the drug dealers are gonna like that.

Well...it's one thing for a teacher to be looking at porn on a school computer, but for him to be discriminating against Asian students? Fire his ass. I mean, seriously, how would you NOT trust an Asian on a computer? They're natural at it...you know, like math.

Because cops in Virginia apparently have nothing better to do than look at people's underwear, a legislator introduces a bill to fine people for wearing low cut jeans too low. I think there should be fine, but only if you're overweight and wearing those things...it's visual pollution.

I'm gonna guess this isn't the best way to get Anna Kournikova's attention...although the tattoo is nice, I suppose, in a weird crazy stalker sort of way.

Wow...that's all I can really say about this. This chick did...wow...

Well, this is a fun link for the "Japanese people are crazy" file. Apparently, they've been watching too much anime porn and try acting that out on the subway.

Uh oh...they've found a terrorist mastermind in the NBA! Olajuwon, say it ain't so!

You ever wonder what's inside one of those ipod shuffles? Well, now's your chance to see.

This little dodging game is pretty fun...just don't put on all the options. It gets crrrraaaazzzy!

Here's the silly ebay item of the day...a robot arm that looks suspiciously like a lamp. Hey...waitaminute...

This is an interesting site full of strange mailboxes...I'm not sure how you get email in there, so basically, they're just for show.

Alright! It's Terry Tate, office linebacker! He's back and he's pissed off...Whooo!

I better send this to Moody...just so he doesn't try and break any boards for a while.

...and in order to save money, American Airlines has taken pillows out of the planes. Eh...with a seat the size of a child's carseat, I've never understood how the hell I was supposed to use them.