Farkin' Links Vol. 30 2/3

Ahhhh...Thursday. The day before Friday. I hate this day almost as much as Monday. So close, yet so far.


Man...these foreign beer commercials are much better than ours. If our country wasn't 10 times better than every other one on the planet, I'd consider moving.

Jengaaaaa!!!

I've never been to Hong Kong, so these pictures are quite fascinating. Their buildings look like giant hives.

I always knew Billy Zane was a jerk...especially after he inflicted The Phantom on us.

Looks like Moody might want to take a stop in Spain pretty soon. Well, there and the Netherlands, anyways.

Great...so now we're supposed to take eating lessons from rats. Aren't these the same filthy animals that eat garbage?

Hehe...France sucks...no, really.

If you thought Europeans were frivolous, amoral retards, well, you'd be right. This college degree is almost as stupid as Shaq's degree in General Ed.

Damn...I'd send this link to Jack, but then he'd never leave his house. He did major in Street Fighter with a minor in Samurai Showdown at UCLA...which would still be more useful than Shaq's degree in General Ed.

This is a much more simple game...but I like any game where the goal is to collect beer.

Well, I guess it's nice to know perversion is still alive and well at the Sundance Film Festival. Now that it's illegal to force kids to work in factories, I guess the only ones exploiting children are filmmakers.

This game is pretty fun, but only because I always hated Gonzo and wanted to repeatedly crush him into a wall.

Yikes...these crazy foreign commercials rock! Can't we hire some of these people to make commercials here?

Hehe...don't be this guy. If you can't drive a motorcycle in a straight line, you should probably give it up.

In case you really needed it...here's yet more proof that white guys can't dance.

They should bring back corporal punishment...it keeps teachers from going crazy and doing things like this.

Hey Abe...are Jewish people this far behind the times? This might have been funny 3 years...no, actually, it probably wouldn't have been. Shalom!

Speaking of jewish tradition...ewwww. This mohel really needs to keep his mouth shut.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link...well, you just need to see it. It involves a chick swimming in a van. Yeah, exactly.

...and just to show that myself and my father are a complete jinx when traveling, I was thinking of taking a tour of India and Nepal this year. I guess THAT ain't happening now.