Farkin' Links Vol. 40 2/18

So last night my buddy Dave rented an interesting game for the ps2 called "The Guy Game." It attempted to combine a quiz show and breasts...which was pretty successful on the latter. As for the quiz? Well, we got tired of actually trying to guess the answers and cheated. I wouldn't buy the game as you can get this sort of cheesecake online for free, but I wonder how this idea hasn't been used more. I'm sure there are lots of 14 year olds who would love to get their hands on more games like this.


Alright...this is really stupid, but I love DOOM and this dog kind of looks monstrous...

Ouch...a d.j. in Italy has been caught using thousands of illegally downloaded music files and been fined 1.4 million pounds...which is a lot more in real money. Vicky, you better warn your d.j. friends before they come gunning for them.

I'm going to have to remember not to need an organ transplant in Germany next year...what kind of hospital gives you organs infected with rabies? How do you even find people with rabies?

That's sad...a man raped an 89 year old woman during a blackout. I mean, I know everyone looks the same in the dark, but still, that's cold...

Trekkies fight the ending of the last Star Trek show on t.v. now. I guess they don't want to be forced to get a real life.

Hehe...the genius of the day here stole a GPS tracking device used to track criminals and was "shocked, shocked" to discover that they easily traced him back to his home.

Politicans in Amsterdam are still hiding and being guarded from muslim extremists who want to cut their heads off for being an enemy of Islam. But really, who would have thought bringing in a bunch of unemployed african muslims without forcing them to assimilate could go wrong?

You know...Donkey Kong is a lot harder than I remember...I think I've lost my video game skills. I'm gonna have to get the video game master Jack to train me again.

There...now this game is more my style. It's a giant flower eating fruit. What's not to like?

This is strange. The man on trial for kidnapping Elizabeth Smart decided to just start singing in court...kind of like Cop Rock, I guess. You know where this tactic might work? The Michael Jackson trial...I know I'd enjoy it.

This jerk put a cut out of a cop car in his neighborhood to scare drivers into slowing down. Not surprisingly, somebody stole it.

Damn...talk about the guest that wouldn't leave. This woman has been in the hospital for over a year and refuses to leave even though there's nothing wrong with her. It's pretty hopeless, really. I mean, if the silly gowns and the food didn't drive her out, what can?

Ouch. If you think you've had a bad day, at least you didn't end up in a noodle mixer.

Because I haven't had enough silly celebrity news, this one is about Jessica Simpson and John Mayer showing some sparks. An "eyewitness" said,"John was staring at Jessica's breasts most of the night." Hehe...who wouldn't?

Hey Chih Hao, here's a new blog for ya! Maybe the life of an Iranian cleric doesn't sound interesting, but you'd be surprised.

Hehe...see Vicky, even Madonna agrees with me. A "real band" has instruments in it. Not illegally downloaded songs played in a row.

And in the obvious department, a hard hitting news report found that a large amount of money can buy you alcohol without an ID. I think they're hard at work on their next expose called, "Fire, hot or not?"

Everything is cooler on foreign stations...even newscasting. I dunno about you, but I would have loved to see Dan Rather duke it out with George Bush, Sr.

I didn't know Bugs Bunny was racist.

Hehe...Junior High School students were suspended for forming a Fight Club. Aren't the first two rules of Fight Club, "Do NOT tell anyone about Fight Club?" They're gonna have to castrate someone for that betrayal.